We broke up because...

Because she thought I was one of her five kids!

Would invite random men over and just be wearing boxer shorts

used her pet zombies to hunt down my enemies and she didnt like that i had more fun with them than with her

She never made sense, always rambling about zombies and ninja's. I had her committed.

The only thing we could agree on was "zombies are ninjas."

Put a goldfish in my steering wheel.

Zombie jedi ninja thor

Jedi's are not selfish

True. Zombie vader

was always peeking at me like this when I rolled over in bed. Come on be less obvious!