We broke up because...
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Wouldn't karaoke Sam Smith songs for me0
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Had better taste in tiaras and "pearl necklaces"0
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She was always laying down. Couldn't get her out of bed!0
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You exhausted me - I was utterly spent0
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couldn't keep up!0
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Her face looked like an utterjimmckenna68 wrote: »You exhausted me - I was utterly spent
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Can only manage 4 times a night.0
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She told me I needed Viagra!0
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Said I was too slow0
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She thought I called her stupid, I meant when we were walking through Walmart, I was in a ahurry0
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stole my lipstick, and looked better than I do in it (I couldn't stand the competition)0
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Wouldn't let me wear makeup0
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Cheated on me with a bear0
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Wouldn't let me wear makeup either0
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let the 17 cats on the work tops0
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Only because she'd use all my lipstick and left me with nothing to wear!0
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Always thought lipstick was all she needed to wear0
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Could do more push-ups than me.0
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I caught him trying on my lingerie0
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Didn't like me to walk around in just lipstick and heels!0
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I was jealous of her body, I can admit it!0
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Because she looked better than me0
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lips made me want to kiss her all the time
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I couldn't stop playing with her red hair
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He shave off my red locks just so he could play with them!
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He didn't mean on her head, got so jealous.0
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Her carpet didn't match the drapes.0
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She didn't like my hardwood floors.0
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She wanted me to polish her floors!
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