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can't let it go0
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had a fetish of putting my panties on and peeing in them! busted him sooo... many times!0
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Wouldn't let me borrow her panties0
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Didn't want everything wrinkled. Look what he does to his shirts.0
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If I wrinkled my clothes I got in big trouble and had to go to the "time out" room.0
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If i wrinkled my nose , she was a lousy cook0
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When he gave me attitude I would over salt everything on purpose, I was a bit vindictive.0
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she was vindictive but never punished me0
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He would do naughty things on purpose so I would "punish" him0
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He liked to be spanked...A LOT!! Had this wooden paddle called Mrs. Spanky. I didn't have the arm strength he needed.0
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She never mounted Mrs Spanky to a bicycle wheel and peddled like ****0
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She would put salt in my coffee instead of sugar0
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He was super picky about his coffee0
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She accused me of being picky because I didn't like her sticking her finger in my coffee and saying "extra sugar?"0
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she just didnt like my finger0
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He never washed his hands and they always smelled funny when he came home from work...a familiar scent. hmmmm.0
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she hated the smell of fish , that trawler stank0
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He tried to claim that he'd been fishing, since when do fishes leave lipstick marks?0
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she easily spotted my fishy tales0
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He had a fish tail surgically places on his backbone. He thought it was pretty, I thought it was pretty nuts!0
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