We broke up because...
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Never let me win unless it was strip poker, didn't like to see me naked.0
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We already had an incident by playing twister naked!0
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Preferred you on hold ups, quarter cup bra and thong0
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I realized they were seeing each other on the side, and it was true love. So I......... smashed their car windows!! Oh you thought I was going to be the bigger person!!0
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She accused me of messing around with a Queen just so she could have an excuse to cave to her passion of smashing glass!0
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And you believed me when I said Fab didn't cut your brake cables in a bid to get you out the way0
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Refused to believe twister didn't involve biting (just nibbling!!)FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »We already had an incident by playing twister naked!
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just to damn sexy0
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He was attracted to an Old Queen!0
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Is sidling in to get and Fab and Spnneil!! Get back you rascal!!0
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He isn't so shallow to be overawed by shaved yet shapely legs!! He values the inner person.0
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He thought he had friends0
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Told me I was crazy and said my friends were imaginary!0
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Our imaginary friends didn't get along0
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I would come home from a hard day at work to find her laying around like this taking pictures.0
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I kept stealing her glasses to take sexy librarian selfies...0
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You stole her camera - we want more pics!!0
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Couldn't read a book. Poser0
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Every time I read a book he made me write a book repoert0
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takes too many selfies in other peoples glasses0
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Just learned to spell "book"0
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Tried to hire a Tutor for me!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Tried to hire a Tutor for me!
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smoked 5 pack of camel no filters a day0
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(Just 5??? True story, did smoke those for a year or so, then went back to play rugby and nearly keeled over!! So started smoking cigars instead. Gave them up coz I was smoking them like cigarettes too! Anyway ,,,,,,,????? See below!0
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Went to Prison for "smoking" Innocent animals!0
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She wouldn't wear fishnet stockings0
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