We broke up because...

aesthetikk · February 2015

She was insatiable.

Go_Mizzou99 · February 2015

Not breaking up, we'll try counseling - ^^^she is right.^^^

LiquidSparkle86 · February 2015

Never been through a break up! If i broke up with my man now my first breakup would be a divorce!

kjm3579 · February 2015

She kept threatening to divorce me -- I can't live with all that insecurity.

blossomholly · February 2015

he was too insecure, I got sick of reassuring him $:\$

kjm3579 · February 2015

She kept reassuring me that I was her one and only but she always came home smelling of other mens cologne.

4ever420 · February 2015

He said I smelled manly

livvi2691 · February 2015

She said the 'voices' said she smelt manly.. It was all in her head

blossomholly · February 2015

She never believed me

siport · February 2015

she wouldnt iron my socks

guitarrckr · February 2015

blossomholly wrote: »

he was too insecure, I got sick of reassuring him $:\$

she said reassuring, but secretly meant "measuring" him !

Noelv1976 · February 2015

Kept stroking that guitar waaaaaay too much

livvi2691 · February 2015

He kept asking random girls to come over to measure his guitar but he really meant something else

IllBeBack1Day · February 2015

Robbo was cooler

livvi2691 · February 2015

He said he was happy but never looked it

siport · February 2015

she kept telling me that i couldnt snuggle her and had to hold the pillow instead

mraudit2000 · February 2015

He kept wanting to bring in additional men to lick his toes.

kjm3579 · February 2015

I kept finding these dudes in her bed when I got home.

Noelv1976 · February 2015

He was never home

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2015

Every time he wanted to get my attention he would knock on my head and say "knock knock is anybody there?"

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