We broke up because...
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She ran away from MFP. But she came back. :-)0
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He kept running away from me0
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I told her I was married to someone else and she got angry!0
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Because she was also married to me!!0
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She didn't agree with a multiple marriage, I like variety. I told her she could be the kept housewife and that wasn't good enough for her.0
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She never told me I could be a kept housewife0
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couldn't keep the house0
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wouldn't hire a maid0
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Wouldn't let me hire house services.0
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She kept butting my head, it's hard to sleep like that.0
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She wouldn't let me call it a plural marriage - she liked saying "multiple" to much0
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He complained about the littlest things.0
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She a "Dude, where's my car?" tattoo on her shoulders, she was a huge Kutcher fan!0
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What do you mean WAS I totally still am Dude.
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He didn't like Ashton Kutcher and wouldn't watch the butterfly effect with me0
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She was way cooler than me and I was intimidated by her.0
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Called everyone "Dude" - and there is only one "Dude" - Jeff Bridges in THE BIG LEBOWSKI0
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She liked ashton kutcher0
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He always talked about stuff from 'before my time'0
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Wouldn't let me wear the hat!0
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two words..dancing pecs0
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Two words: Selfie nude-pix.0
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He was jealous of my super fly Ninja skills.0
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She wouldn't teach me ninja skills0
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She wouldn't show me what was under the hat.0
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She was always worried about what I was wearing.0
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He was always naked!0
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She didn't wouldn't let me be naked in my own house0
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I didn't mind her being naked and her house but my grandpa has a heart condition and she wouldn't get dressed even when he came over!0
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