We broke up because...
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Never visited me while I was in jail!0
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called other men for conjugal visits and not me0
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I broke him out of prison... apparently he wanted to stay as the food was better than mine...
that was the last straw 
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she refused to suck on anything other than a straw0
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well if you give me a straw instead of a thick juicy lolly what is a girl meant to do
because he called his limbs names of random objects 0 -
Kept talking about sucking on other things instead of my sausage!0
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I'm a vegetarian and he kept pushing me to eat sausage!0
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she wanted me to be vegetarian0
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He wouldn't eat my sausage.0
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Not enough sauage0
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he made me feel inadequate all the time!0
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She insisted on calling my penis her "happy poker" even in public0
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She was inadequate most of the time0
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He REFUSED to put a damn shirt on and fondled his nipples on line at the bank all the time in anticipation of cashing is check0
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He knew me too well. It was creepy0
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He kept telling me it was my fat a ss not the jeans that made me look fat0
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Too much junk in the trunk0
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He hated all the junk in my trunk
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She would always fart in elevators, giggle, then tell the other patrons it was ME!!!!0
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He wanted to know TMI!0
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She was a mystery0
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she took me for granted0
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He wouldnt let me eat bananas0
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She made the house smell like bananas0
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He kept trying to feed me bananas0
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She was waay too into bananas0
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She wanted me to share my banana0
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I fell over every time I watched her eat a banana!0
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the only thing going in that mouth was a banana0
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He ate all of our banana's with someone else!0
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