We broke up because...
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his face transformed into Muttley over night
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I almost died of laughter laughing at her
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didn't talk enough0
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he ignored me too much!0
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She was too busy getting ignored by other guys to notice me0
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He said my *kitten* wasn't shapely enough
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I outgrew Hello Kitty...0
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A pu$$y on a man was way to weird ...even for me
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She knew too much0
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Every Becka turns out to be bad for me0
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she refused to carry a bag and would always keep money in her cleavage. It was awkward!0
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Carried his money in hi d underpants...way worse than cleavage0
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Had great cleavage but she kept asking people to pay her to show it to them.0
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Never had enough money to pay to see my cleavagee 0
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She had better cleavage than I do
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gave lectures to teenagers on how to motorboat like a pro0
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Wasnt kinky enough0
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Used me for my body. It's what's on the inside that counts silly rabbit0
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I was too shallow
..and did use him for his body
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Wasn't obedient enough in my eyes either.0
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it was just so intense! I just couldn't.... I've rethought... why did we break up? :O0
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collected my belly button lint for god knows what0
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I was going to knit you a willy warmer
a selection of xxxmilf mags 0 -
Kept talking about willy warmers like I should know what the are. Crazy talk0
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he taught me how to knit them does what it says on the... 0
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kept rubbing her under boob sweat on my shirt0
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he loved it... eau de breast
I could smell a different womans scent on him, this sparked arguments 0_o0 -
lol... would always start riding me in the morning without even waking me up0
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you woke me up by poking me in the back!!! what do you expect 0
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