We broke up because...
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he was too much into lollipops
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I love the lollipops!!0
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Blossom! Good to see you, haven't seen you in a while lolblossomholly wrote: »he was too much into lollipops
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my lolipops not yours, were gonna have to break up.0
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that's why we broke up! duuuuhhh0
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covered my neck with hickies0
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^damn, savage lol
she at all my peanut butter0 -
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lol.. ^ another reason we broke up!0
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dylan_a_fit wrote: »^damn, savage lol
she at all my peanut butter
Because all I could hear in my head was Steely Dan's "Hey 19" playing over and over0 -
she was scared of me0
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he cuckolded me and stole away all my girls0
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leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »she was scared of me
He couldn't close the deal0 -
blossomholly wrote: »lol.. ^ another reason we broke up!
there was another reason??? nooooooooo...............0 -
Everything was business deal for hercarolinagirl543 wrote: »leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »she was scared of me
He couldn't close the deal
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It was never meant to be.0
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she didn't believe in happy endings0
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@ moni she was always vague. Never gave straight answers0
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His building did not have an elevator0
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Kept pulling my noise hairs!0
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Damn, we broke up?!?! When were you going to tell me?0
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You didn't get my text? damn0
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constantly sexting other girls!!!0
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She did not like sexing
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kept sexting all the ministers!0
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had the number of all the local hookers on speed dial0
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kept saying "Talk to the back" while doing the hand gesture. not cool man0
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he didn't like my hand technique
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Her hand techniques consisted of karate chops to the neck!0
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