We broke up because...
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put the miss kitty bow on the wrong side0
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There was always random girls hanging on his shoulders0
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she wouldnt let me hang on her shoulders0
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I spoke another womans name in my sleep0
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He said my sisters name in his sleep, followed by "It's okay, your sister won't find out" WTH?0
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I thought he was Dancing with the Stars material but he couldn't even Rhumba.0
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Confused Rhumba with exotic fruit0
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There was never any fruit in the house0
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She wanted me to do all the shopping while she took naps, I need a 50/50 relationship!0
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Her definition of a 50/50 relationship was 20/800
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Was horrible at math. Put us into debt0
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too much cowbell0
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He couldn't swim yet couldn't keep him out of the water. It was a disaster. The hauff was constantly saving him0
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Was addicted to Baywatch! And not because of the jiggling boobs, because he really dug the story line!0
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she could not appreciate the jiggling boobs!0
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She was knocked unconscious while working out by jiggling boobs and when she came to she didn't remember we were dating.0
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Called her boobs The Hasselhoffs0
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Thought my boobs were such a hassle!0
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Learned that her boobs had a mind of their own0
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He wore those glasses EVERYWHERE. Thought they were rad!0
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