We broke up because...

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  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    Alisontheice wrote: »
    Semantics...it.was always about semantics.

    She was a romanticist, I was a semanticist, but let's not argue over semantics...
  • SleeplessInSeattle
    SleeplessInSeattle Posts: 395 Member
    He couldn't afford a belt
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Nope never happened...you are not breaking up with me ...got it B)
  • SleeplessInSeattle
    SleeplessInSeattle Posts: 395 Member
    She wouldn't come into the forest with me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I went into the forest but got lost....
  • UtahSeth
    UtahSeth Posts: 10 Member
    I couldn't find her in the forest and I gave up.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    edited March 2015
    He was a quitter. Couldn't stick with anything for long
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Because he left me out there to die :'(
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Because he left me out there to die :'(

    Because I tried to kill her...coolstorybro
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    he went to jail
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Never left his bathroom
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    I couldn't supply the appropriate amount of cowbell
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Made fun of my tummy troubles...it's a condition darn it!
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    Had tummy troubles whenever it was time to wash dishes
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She thought I was a lazy whiny brat!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Refused to go to the doctor for her tummy troubles
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Would tell me to go to the doctor, but accused me of sleeping with him when I came back.
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    Thought he had the answer for everything
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She lorded over me how she was president and I was was always wrong
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He couldn't handle living in the palace
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    got drunk and tried to motorboat my mother
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He called me a psycho because I showed up at his work for lunch as a surprise!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Showed up at my work as a surprise for lunch but she brought 2 other dudes with her, she thought I would enjoy watching.......
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    The other two dudes were his friends, thought he told me he wanted me to become close with them, guess I misinterpreted that!
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    She called me 'thin' and 'little'. wasn't sure what she was referring to, so I was self-conscious
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    He had secret lovers under his bed! Wtf!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    His last bf cheated on him so much, he became paranoid and threw out our bed. We had to sleep in sleeping bags on the floor. He STILL checked under the sleeping bags to make sure nobody was hiding.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Found him under my bed, I knew @Spnneil06 was cheating on me
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    He was cheating on Spnne while she was chating on him.....and he knew that! shameless!
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    We really were not dating, and when I wouldnt go to first base he got angry.

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