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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is always on his knees, the rest of his legs are missing
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    Works full time as a pimp
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2015
    Thinking of moving to the USA (Colorado or Washington) to take advantage of liberal possession and use laws
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Does stand up comedy at small, off the beaten path, truck stops.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Follows my stand-up career closely; has become a regular 'Stage Door Andy', and brings me cake.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    She still a virgin

    I AM a virgin! My kids were all miracles! ;)
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Follows my stand-up career closely; has become a regular 'Stage Door Andy', and brings me cake.

    He gets annoyed from me following him around and complimenting him.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    She is madly in hate with me
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Secretly stashes her boogers in her purse.
  • Ashmarie105
    Ashmarie105 Posts: 12 Member
    ate dinner with George Washington last night
  • SparkyJess3
    SparkyJess3 Posts: 625 Member
    Trips other runners to get better times :)
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She doesn't drink coffee, she snorts that shiit
  • wetwookie1988
    wetwookie1988 Posts: 149
    His most frequent online purchase is adult diapers, and he refuses to share them with me.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    We decided to live more freely, so last night he threw out all of his underwear.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Has a shared diaper fetish, just plain weird
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    The hand on the profile pic is from some woman he cut off.
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Did unspeakable things for a Klondike Bar.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Barry Manalow groupie leader
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Loves cats but can't *quite* eat a whole one.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Performed the song memories from cats to a police officer while trying to get out of a ticket. It backfired, she's not in a mental institution.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Works in a mental institution because she identifies with the patients
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Knows this because He's a patient there!
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Wears size 15 FFF combat boots. In bed.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She's also a patient but we let her play naughty nurse so she thinks she's on the staff
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Wishes pink neckerchiefs and leisure suits were still fashionable.

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    This is the outfit she's saving in her for her Wedding Day to some lucky Fella!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is actually engaged to me, we're getting married this weekend
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Plans on missing my set at the Iowa 80 truck-stop for his silly wedding...
    ... to a girl!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Doesn't like Girls!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    edited March 2015
    Dates men half as young as her

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