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BlackScorpio91 wrote: »
Contrary to popular beliefs he does not play basketball0 -
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Loves to wear neon spandex.0
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Enjoys undies that ride up as she runs...0
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Wears a fur-lined jock strap.0
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Works as an intimate furrier specializing in hand-made custom-fittings for larger-sized gentlemen0
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Eats BeanBoozled Jelly Beans to live on the edge.0
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Spends weeks at a time saying nothing but "meow".
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Shaves her face, but not her arm pits.0
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Still lives in his mom's basement, and has been grounded since 1984.
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Was broken-hearted when Charlie Manson announced his engagement.0
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Wears a fanny pack everywhere he goes.0
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Fakes orgasms better than Meg Ryan0
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Is intrigued by the idea of cannibalism, and wonders how many grams of protein are in a 3oz portion of thigh meat.
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Takes Viagra to go the super market and pick up chicks.0
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Suffers from Enjoys her gender confusion issues0
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He happily sells seashells by the seashore, while wondering how much wood a woodchuck could actually chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.0
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@suzree is not the pheasant plucker,
She is the pheasant plucker's mate.
She is only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker's late.0 -
He used to work as a body double on films for Tom Cruise0
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He was Cliff on Cheers0
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He auditioned to be Woody on Cheers. But, failed the IQ test.0
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He's Evel Knievel's dad and taught EK all he knew0
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Still plays tuba in the high school marching band.0
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Using the shavings from her old pencil sharpener to season tofu-steaks to add a savory cedar-graphite flavor0
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He works as a Cliff Diver at Casa Don't Eat There! (Casa Bonita)
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Learned to weave elaborate Persian rugs in prison, and still does it in her spare time.0
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(there's actually a funny story here, but still a lie; I was never paid)FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He works as a Cliff Diver at Casa Don't Eat There! (Casa Bonita)
@Raaneve :
Fishes for Swedish fish using gummy worms as bait; wants to prepare the Swedish fish poached, with lemon and dill0 -
He beat Chuck Norris0
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He's running for his life, those are Walkers behind him!
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Dreams of seeing Captain Crunch naked.0
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