We broke up because...
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By borrow, she meant steal0
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She said she wasn't sure I was the father0
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He didn't like my back hair!0
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he kept asking me to wax his back hair for him, ew0
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She had back hair!0
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He left me behind when the zombies were after us0
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She couldn't keep up when the zombies came.0
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He steals pens!0
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she loved her puppy more than she loved me0
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pechepanda wrote: »she loved her puppy more than she loved me
She doesn't like animals0 -
She assumed things too quickly0
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She didn't like tacos0
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she ate all the tacos0
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She always wanted tacos. No diversity0
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Wouldn't eat my pizza tacos. Hurt my feelings0
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Only made pizza tacos - 21 meals a week!0
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wouldn't cook me just one meal a week
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Put food before lovin'0
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wanted food and loving to be mixed... I had just cleaned and ironed the sheets!!
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I messed up her clean sheets0
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