Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))

rungirl1973 wrote: »

ladybuggnorris wrote: »

I confess that I just redid my profile and got way more enjoyment from it than I should have!

I just realized that my MFP profile says I'm single. My first anniversary is on Sunday.

Also, my first anniversary is on Sunday and I haven't yet had any of our wedding photos printed. I'm a failure at homemaking. And I spent a fortune on the photographer.

On the plus side, our wedding cake was the most delicious cake I've ever eaten, and I get to take the top out of the freezer.

Happy Anniversary! Shouldn't the photographer be the one responsible for printing the pictures? I don't believe I've ever used a professional photographer, so I could be wrong, but it seems like if you spent a "fortune" maybe it should be on them to do it??

I told my family I am not eating sugars or gluten, then I made cookies for them. I hid one to eat later so they wont know.

quiksylver296 wrote: »

tiona83 wrote: »

tincanonastring wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

♫♪And we're going off the rails like a crazy train♫♪

http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10120776/kale-monstrous-gainz#latest

This thread has great promise.

@&%$**!$ you Tincan I started reading the thread before finishing this one. Now I am not going to get anything done this evening. Haven't even logged my meals for today.
Edited. My spelling is awful but I try

BWAHAHAHAHA! "Tincan" chastised for my link. Definitely gonna try to do this more often.

I guess I owe Tincan an apology.

ddrhellbunny wrote: »

LBuehrle8 wrote: »

ddrhellbunny wrote: »

KrissyMuree wrote: »

My entire family thinks I'm a slow moving disappointment. It took me until age 23 to commit to college; I'm now applying for transfer to complete my bachelor's (est. graduation: June 2018) and will pursue my master's afterwards, though they are unaware. That makes me a bachelor's grad at 28 and a master's grad at 30.

I've also always been the fat kid in my family. The one with the pretty face. The cute nose. "Suck it in, it's good for your core." "You're getting a little chubby around the middle." "Always hold your head up, double-chins are not attractive."

I deleted every family member aside from my mother off of Facebook three months ago and I don't talk to any of them and it has been SO LIBERATING not to be JUDGED all the time.

I'm in this for my health, for my own self-esteem, so I can be a hot mama one day, but honestly .. I can't WAIT until I'm down to 135lbs with my degree in hand so I can tell them all to SUCK IT!

If it makes you feel any better, I'm 27 and I STILL haven't gone to college yet.

I just like not being in debt... nah, who am I kidding, I'm just lazy and I like to learn on my own time :]

I still owe $12k in school loans and I graduated 6 years ago

Hence the reason why I haven't gone. I am SO sorry. That's gotta hurt.

It does! I'm still paying for that degree on my social work salary

ladybuggnorris wrote: »

I confess that I have deleted all of my friends (from my big list of 16) that have not logged in for 4 months or longer. One of them was my sister and when she does come back and ask my why I deleted her, I totally plan on telling her that MFP glitched and deleted all of my friends. I am considering actually sending her a friend request, so it can sit there waiting for her and legitimize my answer.

That's sneaky and I kind of love it.

confession: I added a whole bag of spinach to our spaghetti bolognese and after everyone was done eating I confessed to my two children (8 and 10) that I did not put carrots (I usually grate in a couple carrots) in the spaghetti tonight but spinach instead. I proceeded to make a Popeye joke. They looked at me dumb founded and said "who is POPEYE??" We ended dinner with a youtube episode of popeye on my husbands phone. My husbands response " I didn't realize Popey was a musical"…..

orangesmartie wrote: »

selena_teresa wrote: »

I went to the gym today and I only had 35 min so I tried really hard to go fast to burn as much as I could. I was dying after a while and I suddenly pictured myself on the Biggest Loser and I was the last man standing on my team and I was racing only one other person and my team was cheering and thousands were watching me on tv so it seriously got me through the last 10 min. I hope I won. Also, Dota by Basshunter is just the best song to get you past the last 3 min.

I'm so going to try that! and also, Bob shouting at me

Confession: I get stupid happy when someone quotes me 'cause then I know someone read it. LOOK AT ME!

WillLift4Tats wrote: »

littled1986 wrote: »

I confess that I changed my profile pic. I've lost weight and I think it's pretty visible in my face. I'm only posting this so everyone will look at my face!!

You look beautiful!

agreed!

rungirl1973 wrote: »

BZAH10 wrote: »

rungirl1973 wrote: »

ladybuggnorris wrote: »

I confess that I just redid my profile and got way more enjoyment from it than I should have!

I just realized that my MFP profile says I'm single. My first anniversary is on Sunday.

Also, my first anniversary is on Sunday and I haven't yet had any of our wedding photos printed. I'm a failure at homemaking. And I spent a fortune on the photographer.

On the plus side, our wedding cake was the most delicious cake I've ever eaten, and I get to take the top out of the freezer.

Happy Anniversary! Shouldn't the photographer be the one responsible for printing the pictures? I don't believe I've ever used a professional photographer, so I could be wrong, but it seems like if you spent a "fortune" maybe it should be on them to do it??

I say a "fortune", that's relative I guess. The amount of money it costs for a professional photographer seems like a fortune to me. I opted to purchase the image files and a storybook because my BFF works for a photographer in another state and volunteered to print my portraits for me after the fact to save me some money. I just haven't gotten around to sending her the images/sizes.

Ah, makes sense. I would imagine I'd agree with you as far as how much a "fortune" was because I watch my spending pretty closely. I'm also a procrastinator for most things that aren't work-related so I'd probably be in the same position you are - one year later and zero pictures printed! Oh well. At least you have them.

ladybuggnorris wrote: »

I confess that I have deleted all of my friends (from my big list of 16) that have not logged in for 4 months or longer. One of them was my sister and when she does come back and ask my why I deleted her, I totally plan on telling her that MFP glitched and deleted all of my friends. I am considering actually sending her a friend request, so it can sit there waiting for her and legitimize my answer.

I had a passive aggressive RL friend on here who decided one day to drop me. Out of all our social media interactions, this was the first site she decided to unfriend me from.

I confess I did the rest of the unfriending once she finally owned up to her issues. Weirdo.

ladybuggnorris wrote: »

I confess that I have deleted all of my friends (from my big list of 16) that have not logged in for 4 months or longer. One of them was my sister and when she does come back and ask my why I deleted her, I totally plan on telling her that MFP glitched and deleted all of my friends. I am considering actually sending her a friend request, so it can sit there waiting for her and legitimize my answer.

So If we all do it now none of them will be the wiser….. so who is going to start a new thread asking "Help all my friends were deleted was it a Glitch with the system".

Francl27 wrote: »

I just removed a friend here today after she posted on her feed that she's dreading Thursdays because she always succumbs to sweets and bad foods on Thursdays. Oh noes.

My confession is that if someone believes in demonizing food, I don't even know why they sent me a friend request in the first place.

And I'm having the last of my kids' ice cream birthday cake for lunch. And by lunch I mean now... at 10.30am.

I was home sick for the past 2 days and ate the remainder of my son's birthday cake in small doses. I fully believe this healed me more than any medication I took.

CountessKitteh wrote: »

ladybuggnorris wrote: »

I confess that I have deleted all of my friends (from my big list of 16) that have not logged in for 4 months or longer. One of them was my sister and when she does come back and ask my why I deleted her, I totally plan on telling her that MFP glitched and deleted all of my friends. I am considering actually sending her a friend request, so it can sit there waiting for her and legitimize my answer.

That's sneaky and I kind of love it.

Me, too!

Is AgentOJ busy writing up his 2 employees? Because if I miss his 666th post I'm going to be mad! I'll only be online for another hour or so, so I guess I'll find out soon enough.

The 666th Post. The following list contains things I regret, or am not proud of, or things that probably aren't morally or socially correct. All 100% true. They vary in degree's of severity. Zombie Peep Avatar for the occasion!

1. I sing Nirvana's (originally the meat puppets) Lake of fire song as "Where do black folks go when they die" instead of "where do bad folks go when they die." It's totally un-PC and not intended to be racist, but it's totally funny to me, every single time I sing along.

2. I was buying a car from someone, the sale price was $1600.00. I paid $600.00 up front and he wrote me a receipt that said "Paid in full" to help me with title and taxes. I didn't pay the other remaining balance, and when he took me to court, I let him rattle on for 20 minutes in front of the judge before pulling the receipt out smiling real big, like the total a-hole i was.

3. A married woman had an affair with me, frequently. She would tell her young son that she was going to see the police officer (me) so that he would say that he saw police in front of her husband instead of mom's secret boyfriend.

4. There was a prize give away at work, I legitimately was drawn to receive one of 60 prizes. I was in the prize coordinator's office while they were there and saw the list of prizes on the desk unbeknownst to that person, made sure I was first in line at the give away, and got the best prize. Unrelated news: my XboxOne gamertag is imageoverload if anyone wants to play.

5. When I was moving from New Jersey to Illinois, I needed a way to get paid without working so I could spend a few months with my mom before I took off and a few months of pay while I looked for a job in Illinois. When my buddy got promoted to be my boss, I was written up for some pretty silly reasons, so when I went to the unemployment hearing, and they saw the ridiculous reasons I was written up for, I was offered my job back, I refused because of the "hostile" work environment.

6. I was so high on ecstasy one night, I was standing on my front porch smoking a cigarette and I decided to take a P, I wasn't expecting the sensation from urinating, it actually made me lose control of my muscles and I fell forward right into my own pee puddle. I still pee outside, ALL THE TIME.

7. I was walking out of the mall one night and I thought I dropped something and when I looked down to pick it up, next to a car there was a wad of cash, $450.00. I picked it up, and kept walking. This was right before Christmas.

8. I was a really fat kid from Age 10-13, I got picked on a lot, and after one brutal day, I was playing in the woods behind my house and I found a toad and killed it. I became worst than my bullies.