We broke up because...
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Wouldn't let me squeeze him0
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Sinistrous wrote: »Tried to make a coat and soup out of me, all within the same five minutes!!!! EEEEVIL!!!!!!!!!#!#$!
* attacks the bunny again*WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THAT?!?!0 -
And i had to call The EPA on her0
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What's EPA? O.o
-too lazy to use the google-0 -
Meant it for the person under you0
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She's always off into space somewhere!0
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I wanted to live on Mars...she said no0
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She was from Mars and I was from Venus. It just didn't work0
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They found me measuring the size of the turkey's carcass against my own body..
AND RUINED MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME!!!
Oh, the sads! :,(0 -
She thought meat was for clothing. we never had anything left for dinner0
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she used me and skinned me for a costume i an a ghost0
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She was Haunting me!0
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She couldnt handle my awesomeness0
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I'm.sure she cut my hair st night. Can't prove it but I'm sure of it.0
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I cut her leg off0
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Did not wear any shoes0
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She had a crazy killer clown locked in her closet0
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She was a Serial Killer!
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She went all dexter on me0
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She wasnt a lesbian0
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She couldn't handle that I was only half a lesbian....0
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I told her to make up her mind!0
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I wanted a threesome0
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I couldn't make up my mind! Boys, girls, its all too much pressure.0
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The huge sand box in her house was so messy. I still am finding grains on me!0
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She Dared to Evolve right into Pix's Sandbox!
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She kept telling me about the good old days0
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Wore my lucky skinsuit.0
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Skinned my cat for protein0
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Stole my hat again!!0
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