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We broke up because...
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He wouldn't stop sniffing his fingers after scratching his butt0
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He gave up coffee.0
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She pushed me aside for a Japanese guy0
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He wouldnt take me out for Sushi0
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All she served was sushi, I like a little steak, too.0
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he wouldnt take me to hibatchi because of his ex.0
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She wore my outfits better than I did0
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She kept stealing my clothes because someone had stolen hers.0
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Only wore his set of mud run soaked threads because someone stole his clothes.
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Always tries to Bench press me to impress the guys at the gym0
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Curlers kept scratching my thighs.0
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I asked him to make me a sandwich0
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It was veggie and no carb. I don't swing that way...health wise0
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Cause i was 12 inches long and 6 inches shy0
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Is a carpenter. With his measuring a mansion turned out as a doll house.0
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He wouldn't go fishing with me0
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she wants me to clean fish. Yuck0
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Sex was sporadic.... *kitten* play was a thing of the past.0
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He was obsessed with having me stick things in his *kitten*0
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She had an obsession with A$$es0
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I didn't like donkeys and all we talked about was donkeys. So annoying0
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boring0
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Kept changing his name!0
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not into gingers0
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Had something against gingers stealing his soul.0
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he had a problem with being my soulmate0
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Didn't like the music that Iisten to0
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music tastes clashes .. im more rock and she was classic0
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She drive my jeep into the ocean.0
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She's still married to David Arquette0
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