TIL - Today I Learned...

MireyGal76
MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
edited November 13 in Fun and Games
Today I learned that... I should weigh my bread BEFORE I toast it

(but... always log your bacon AFTER you fry it!)
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  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    TIL - that Starbucks sells fruit!
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  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    TIL that 75.8% of all statistics are made up
  • Ivey05131980
    Ivey05131980 Posts: 1,118 Member
    Today I learned that my patients really do love me. I got a pack of thick sliced bacon!
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    TIL my right hand gets much colder than my left hand for some reason. Am I having a stroke?

    Maybe you're arm wrestling a bear?
  • Ivey05131980
    Ivey05131980 Posts: 1,118 Member
    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    TIL my right hand gets much colder than my left hand for some reason. Am I having a stroke?

    Do you use the left one more often? Sorry...couldn't resist.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    TIL that pushups do not tone up your arms
  • shezza4mobee
    shezza4mobee Posts: 250 Member
    at foodie meeting: according to a national survey, the average American is sedentary for 21 hours a day. Damn!
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    TIL that Americans eat approximately 100 acres of pizza a day or about 350 slices per second.
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  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    edited April 2015
    auroranflash wrote: »
    TIL that Americans eat approximately 100 acres of pizza a day or about 350 slices per second.
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    TIL that all it takes is one picture of pizza to make me REALLY WANT PIZZA for supper.
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  • shezza4mobee
    shezza4mobee Posts: 250 Member
    BooleanOperator wrote: »
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    I miss that snake and my Nokia phone. HOURS of mindless entertainment!
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  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    shezza4mobee wrote: »
    BooleanOperator wrote: »
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    I miss that snake and my Nokia phone. HOURS of mindless entertainment!

    TIL that there are at least TWO apps for that.
  • crazie4lulu
    crazie4lulu Posts: 762 Member
    i learned i can make a client swear like a truck driver with a new 10 point move!!!! hehehe....1. sit on bench 2. lyon bench3. bring weights above head.4. bring weights down to chest 5 bring weights down6 bring up to bicep curl.7. roll up from bench.8 bring feet to ground.9. stand. 10. raise weights above head...repeat 10 times and just listen to the bitchuing!!!
  • shezza4mobee
    shezza4mobee Posts: 250 Member
    MireyGal76 wrote: »
    shezza4mobee wrote: »
    BooleanOperator wrote: »
    hurting-true-life-facts-08.jpg

    I miss that snake and my Nokia phone. HOURS of mindless entertainment!

    TIL that there are at least TWO apps for that.

    it's not the same like holding that brick of a phone with the tiny screen though....nostalgia
  • BraveNewdGirl
    BraveNewdGirl Posts: 937 Member
    Beta-alanine will make you itch like a meth addict. If your pre-workout or whey isolate contains it, split those doses up!
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    Til there's a short cut to my place and if I whine long enough my mother will agree to watch cartoons with me in french as long as they are not meant for children below the age of 6, so no caiou :/
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I learned, or was at least reminded that I should always be open to talking with people. You never know the good you can do.
  • gruffo
    gruffo Posts: 195 Member
    Today i learned that the police and general public frown on public self gratification while driving a car
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    edited April 2015
    gruffo wrote: »
    Today i learned that the police and general public frown on public self gratification while driving a car

    Haha, did you... Um, I mean, the person doing this... get a ticket?

    Or... Did you get off with a warning?
  • paulbearss
    paulbearss Posts: 26 Member
    MireyGal76 wrote: »
    gruffo wrote: »
    Today i learned that the police and general public frown on public self gratification while driving a car

    Haha, did you... Um, I mean, the person doing this... get a ticket?

    Or... Did you get off with a warning?

    Think they GOT OFF with a warning
  • gruffo
    gruffo Posts: 195 Member
    MireyGal76 wrote: »
    gruffo wrote: »
    Today i learned that the police and general public frown on public self gratification while driving a car

    Haha, did you... Um, I mean, the person doing this... get a ticket?

    Or... Did you get off with a warning?


    I defiantly got off, and got a ticket. Court next week
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    gruffo wrote: »
    MireyGal76 wrote: »
    gruffo wrote: »
    Today i learned that the police and general public frown on public self gratification while driving a car

    Haha, did you... Um, I mean, the person doing this... get a ticket?

    Or... Did you get off with a warning?


    I defiantly got off, and got a ticket. Court next week

    Defiantly? Lol

    How much does a ticket for that run these days?
  • gruffo
    gruffo Posts: 195 Member
    I have no idea until court, do you want to be my lawyer and represent me
  • RaganW
    RaganW Posts: 36
    BooleanOperator wrote: »
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    Lmao!!
  • landfish
    landfish Posts: 255 Member
    Today I learned how to set up application links between JIRA and Confluence when both are running on Virtual Machines. I also learned that I figured this out 4 days faster than my supervisor.
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