We broke up because...
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Only wanted to have sex to the star wars soundtrack0
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He wouldn't wear the man thong I bought him, nor the poll. Had to find me a man that would.0
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Lol...only wanted to use warm butter knife to apply the edible body paint...
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They were always picking on me!0
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Nahhh not breaking up with ya 0
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She's was a two timing she woman lol0
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Never breaking up!0
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:::: shut up just shut up::: you had me at hello :::::
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She compared me to her firehose
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He didnt want to take a picture in the bean in chicago0
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All she wanted to eat were beans and... you know beans!0
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She kept muttering about beans0
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I wasnt enough...I tried my best ...worshipped her...
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my parole officer told her why I had really been in prison0
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He refused to sing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious with me at karaoke night0
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Because he wasnt the same after he came out of prison....kept mumbling something about dropping the soap0
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She didnt want to watch pokemon0
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She wanted me to watch pokemon while I was at work!0
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She didnt want to wear matching costumes on halloween0
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She didnt want dress like beyonce for me0
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She said 3somes ok...but just wouldnt go the whole orgy
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Kept thinking an orgy involved animals0
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Hahaha..she didnt want our *special* friends to be wild animals in the sack.... 0
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she didnt use a toaster to make toaster strudels0
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Wanted me to make animal noises in public0
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I thought she was giving me the cold shoulder.. but she actually became a mime0
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Kept feeding me mice0
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She actually disapeared during a game of peek-a-boo0
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She told me shhh its okay0
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she didnt understand that my eyes are up here lol0
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