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  • danjbadassery
    danjbadassery Posts: 90 Member
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    Granted but it tastes gross. I wish there were no pollution.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, there is no pollution because we have gone back in time and there are no cars, factories, or chemicals being used -- have a great life in 1492.

    I wish I 2x as smart and 4x more fit than I am.
  • Bugdude54
    Bugdude54 Posts: 137 Member
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    Granted but with the lack if greenhouse gasses holding in warmth the earth plunges into an ice age killing all humanity.

    I wish there was peace on earth
  • Altagracia220
    Altagracia220 Posts: 876 Member
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    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Granted, there is no pollution because we have gone back in time and there are no cars, factories, or chemicals being used -- have a great life in 1492.

    I wish I 2x as smart and 4x more fit than I am.

    Granted but then you will be a third of your current height.

    I wish I owned a successful wine vineyard.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    edited April 2015
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    Granted, but then you'd have to eat them all before dessert..
    huh, what..
    Oh, I thought you said PEAS on earth..
    never mind.

    I wish I were a better writer
  • Bugdude54
    Bugdude54 Posts: 137 Member
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    RunTimer wrote: »
    Granted, but then you'd have to eat them all before dessert..
    huh, what..
    Oh, I thought you said PEAS on earth..
    never mind.

    I wish I were a better writer

    Granted. You write masterpieces but no one knows how to read.

    I wish I could fly
  • Altagracia220
    Altagracia220 Posts: 876 Member
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    granted but then you would be a terrible speaker.

    I wish I had a great complexion .
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, you can fly because you are now an average house fly with a very short lifespan - enjoy the next few minutes and watch out for that swatter....

    I wish for swirled peas......
  • danjbadassery
    danjbadassery Posts: 90 Member
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    jazmin220 wrote: »
    granted but then you would be a terrible speaker.

    I wish I had a great complexion .

    Granted but all your hair falls out.

    I wish it were Saturday already.
  • danjbadassery
    danjbadassery Posts: 90 Member
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    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Granted, you can fly because you are now an average house fly with a very short lifespan - enjoy the next few minutes and watch out for that swatter....

    I wish for swirled peas......

    Granted but there is a fly in them.

    I wish there were no religious fanatics.
  • Bugdude54
    Bugdude54 Posts: 137 Member
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    danieljshires wrote: »
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Granted, you can fly because you are now an average house fly with a very short lifespan - enjoy the next few minutes and watch out for that swatter....

    I wish for swirled peas......

    Granted but there is a fly in them.

    I wish there were no religious fanatics.

    Granted and really I can't think of anything bad that would come of that. You sir have won the game.
  • Bugdude54
    Bugdude54 Posts: 137 Member
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    I wish this thread would come back from the dead
  • danjbadassery
    danjbadassery Posts: 90 Member
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    It does but is a zombie and eats your brains.

    I wish I were in a cuddle puddle
  • Bugdude54
    Bugdude54 Posts: 137 Member
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    Granted but its a lemon party cuddle puddle.

    I wish I had infinite money
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, you now have all the money. You have people hounding you for it 24/7. Having fun now?

    I wish I could go away for a relaxing weekend.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Granted...picked up for drunk and disorderly friday and held in police lock up. ...they can't let you out till monday....
    No cooking ..no cleaning...relax...

    I wish....to be on a tropical island....relaxing with a handsome fella
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted! Bonus, your handsome fella ruled ancient Egypt as pharaoh for a time so he's got clout. Not so bonus, his name is Tutankhamen ... And he's a decaying mummy. Still ... The gold.

    I wish I remembered how this worked.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Granted...you remember but your tired old brain just won't cooperate .....your thought processes are just way too slow to write anything coherent or clever........
    Poor jay...... :#

    I wish....to be a famous author
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, you are now a famous author but you won't be discovered for another hundred years.

    I wish I could go on an Australian vacation......
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Granted ...you go on a fabulous Australian vacation...you meet your one and only Dear heart......you marry and live a wonderful happy life everything is perfect......*ring ring*...the phone wakes you up from your dream.......it wasnt real :'(

    I wish for all my friends to be happy and content

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