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I grant then ruin someone's wish...
RoxieDawn
Posts: 15,488 Member
Most of you will be familiar with this game, if you're not follow as below. This continues, with people making/ruining wishes.
Person 1: "I wish I had X-Ray vision"
Person below me can say: "Granted, but you die from the radiation".
Person below then asks for his wish: I wish I had a car.
I will start: I wish I could run as fast as lightning.
Person 1: "I wish I had X-Ray vision"
Person below me can say: "Granted, but you die from the radiation".
Person below then asks for his wish: I wish I had a car.
I will start: I wish I could run as fast as lightning.
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Granted: but you would have to strike down a person once a month (as lighting)
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I wish I had a million dollars0 -
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Granted but every one is deaf
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But you are gonna have to dodge lethal bug spray on a daily basis.
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Granted
But you have to share it with 500,000 people
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Granted: but everything you control goes wrong/to the opposite of what you want in 30 seconds.
Wish: could have that flying dream once per week0 -
Granted, but you forget you aren't asleep one day and have a nasty accident out of a window :-)
I wish I could swim under the sea
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Granted, but you get eaten by sharks.
I wish that all my credit debt would just go away and I have perfect credit0 -
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I wish I could heal the world0 -
Granted, but what if you can't afford the malpractice insurance?
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Granted, but you have to do ALL of the cooking.
I wish a $100 bill would appear in my pocket every time I snapped my fingers...0 -
Granted, but every time you snap your fingers, a thumb falls off.
I wish I were the one to discover intelligent alien life.0 -
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I wish I could read a book as fast as Johnny #5 in Short Circuit.0 -
Granted... but your eye will fall out.
I wish I were taller.0 -
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I wish I could fluently speak every spoken language0 -
Granted but you live in a country that cannot understand a thing you say.
I wish to speak to your supervisor please0 -
Granted, but I'm self-employed.
I wish for three extra wishes.0 -
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granted but now you get 3x the irony
i wish i could walk across the country0 -
handyrunner wrote: »granted but now you get 3x the irony
i wish i could walk across the country
Granted, but the entire time you can't change your underwear.
I wish I had a cheese sandwich.
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Granted, but the country is plunged into a new ice age and you've only got flip flops.
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I would call her
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