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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Granted. They rebel...and turn on their operators. Worst accidental mass suicide ever!
    I wish I could get comfy right now and sleep.
  • katenix08
    katenix08 Posts: 31 Member
    Granted but you won't wake up until Prince Charming awakes you with a kiss.
    I wish I had a photographic memory.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    katenix08 wrote: »
    I wish I had a photographic memory.
    Granted, but then an errant Google Search presents you with a screen full of octogenarian porn that you can never forget.

    I wish that I could instantly convert 75% of my fat mass to muscle.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Granted but you have to dry-fast to keep it. No more food or liquids ever again unless you want to exercise again to regain the strength.
    I wish my entire body didn’t hurt so kittening much!
  • alexandriashelby89
    alexandriashelby89 Posts: 64 Member
    Granted, but now your entire body is itchy.

    I wish I had millions of dollars.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    alexandriashelby89 wrote: »
    ...
    I wish I had millions of dollars.
    Sure, I'll even pay it personally.... in Zimbabwean dollars. Let's see... the exchange rate in early 2015 was 1 USD to 35 quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars, so you do the math. >:)

    I wish I knew tomorrow's grand prize lottery numbers today.
  • Rincewind_1965
    Rincewind_1965 Posts: 639 Member
    edited October 2017
    coolraul07 wrote: »
    I wish I knew tomorrow's grand prize lottery numbers today.

    Granted,
    but sadly so do 300 million others too ...

    Wish I was the happiest person of the world

  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    Detritus_1965 wrote: »
    coolraul07 wrote: »
    I wish I knew tomorrow's grand prize lottery numbers today.

    Granted,
    but sadly so do 300 million others too ...

    Wish I was the happiest person of the world

    Granted!! Just put a smile on and fake it till you make it!

    I wish to have someone come and clean my house for me so i don't have to
  • alexandriashelby89
    alexandriashelby89 Posts: 64 Member
    edited October 2017
    Granted, but they end up breaking something very expensive.

    I wish I could go grocery shopping from home w/o having to pay extra or sign up for something...
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    alexandriashelby89 wrote: »
    ...
    I wish I could go grocery shopping from home w/o having to pay extra or sign up for something...
    Granted, but the "produce picker" is a guy with chronic pinkeye and bronchitis.

    I wish that I could end hypocrisy with a snap of my fingers.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted ~ Now everyone is brutally honest and showing their true selves, the selves you'd rather not see!

    I wish I had other options than where I'm headed at the moment
  • linddd
    linddd Posts: 6,591 Member
    Granted.... but then the hundreds of options are overwhelming.

    I wish I could transport myself great distances instantly instead of it taking hours and hours...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, however your brain has to be left behind

    I wish Someone would come fix me Dinner
  • linddd
    linddd Posts: 6,591 Member
    Granted but they end up burning down the house!

    I wish I had invented PostIt notes...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited November 2017
    Granted, you are now a bazillionaire and are now held for ransom

    I wish I didn't need to cut my carbs
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    linddd wrote: »
    ...
    I wish I had invented PostIt notes...
    Granted, but you didn't read the fine print in your employment contract. It not only stipulated that you'd receive NONE of the credit or profit from it, you can actually be sued for even telling anybody your role in its creation.

    I wish that I could change selected events of the past without bad consequences.
  • nocookiestoday
    nocookiestoday Posts: 1,022 Member
    Granted, but everything you change becomes a public record in your town hall.

    I wish I made the same salary but worked only half the hours.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Granted. You earned that money posthumously because you worked yourself to death exactly halfway through your last shift. Tre ironic, no?
    I wish for the perfect health of my entire family.
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