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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Slave driver.

    Granted: you are in the midst of warm weather, stranded in the desert. In a cardboard box that is sealed shut. May be a bit too warm. Too bad the scorpions were sealed inside too.

    Wish: I could get the joke

  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, you get all jokes, however all of the jokes are being told about you.

    I wish I wasn't at work today.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    granted, you have been fired

    I wish I was the President of the USA
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, you are now the president of the US, however we have been taken over by the Chinese and you are a puppet ruler.

    I wish I was born wealthy.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Granted, however your family lost its wealth by the time you turned 1

    I wish i was batman
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, you are batman -- that is, you are a splice of bat and man genes that leaves you flying over the countryside looking for a place where you can land, away from all of the people trying to hunt you down.

    I wish I could trade my wife in for another model.....
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Granted! This is now your wife, she loves kisses but she's abusive and cruel to you, and keeps you locked in the cellar! buck-teeth-girl.jpg

    I wish I had a new 4wd!
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    granted you now have 4 wild dogs, and they try to maul you any chance they get

    I wish i was a UFC champion
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, you are now a champion of the Unified Food Chewers association -- you can now chew with the best of them.

    I wish I could go on a 3 month Mediterranean cruise.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, you will clean toilets 14 hours a day for three months aboard a cruise ship on the Med! Sea Sickness is now your enemy, in so very many ways.

    I wish for a plane ticket to Oregon for the weekend.
  • AZTallguy
    AZTallguy Posts: 154 Member
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    Granted. Oregon, Missouri population 857

    I wish I could have my own exotic island.

  • Evenstranger
    Evenstranger Posts: 69 Member
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    Granted - you have an exotic island, and you are its only inhabitant - apart from a volleyball, onto which you've painted a face. You've named the volleyball, talk to it at length, and argue with about the lack of anything resembling toilet paper. You find yourself developing romantic feelings for the volleyball, racked with the guilt over such an illicit relationship. The volleyball becomes uncomfortable with your romantic gestures, decides to leave you, files a restraining order, and leaves you completely and utterly alone. You die sunburned and heartbroken. The seagulls pick at your eyes.

    I wish I was a star in a Broadway musical.
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
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    Granted, but the leading role is a woman.

    I wish I could stop time.
  • AZTallguy
    AZTallguy Posts: 154 Member
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    Granted. You've stopped time and you can't restart it because you're frozen.

    I wish I had a monkey.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, you now have a monkey, it's your first born child -- wonder what your spouse looks like.

    I wish it was warmer here.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    granted..welcome to hell

    i wish i didnt fear the reaper
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted you don't, The Reaper is your best friend, but he works long hours & you never get to hang out. Bummer.

    Wish: his friends were more available to him
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted you don't, The Reaper is your best friend, but he works long hours & you never get to hang out. Bummer.

    Wish: his friends were more available to him
    Done, but they eat all your food, trash your house, and never go home.

    I wish I looked awesome in a bikini.
  • mrron2u
    mrron2u Posts: 919 Member
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    "I wish I looked awesome in a bikini."

    Granted - but every time you go outside in a bikini it starts snowing!

    I wish I had a time machine.


  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: you look awesome in that tiny string bikini, but now, all the creeps approach you in addition to the nice guys. But the creep stalkers always get to you first and block the boys you really want. Too much of a bad thing. Here- take this cover up.

    Wish: I could find the missing idol

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