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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • softblondechick
    softblondechick Posts: 1,275 Member
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    Granted,you just test drove a new Ferrari into a retaining wall.

    I wish I had won the Powerball.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    granted, but u were too late to claim the prize

    I wish i could run faster than a speeding bullet
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
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    Granted, but you run into something the first try and kill yourself. Ouch.

    Batman was a mistake. I really want Captain America for my boyfriend.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    MoriahJN wrote: »
    Granted, but you run into something the first try and kill yourself. Ouch.

    Batman was a mistake. I really want Captain America for my boyfriend.

    Granted. Cap is your boyfriend and after a whirlwind first date, you invite him back to your place. After a few cocktails, you coax him to your bedroom and onto your bed JUST as the Super Soldier Serum wears off. He turns to dust in your hands and you sneeze him out the open window. You get to keep his suit and shield though.

    I wish I ruled in Hell rather than served in Heaven.
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
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    Granted but, uh...you're in Hell. You don't want to be there, trust me...

    I wish I had a pet unicorn!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    MoriahJN wrote: »
    Granted but, uh...you're in Hell. You don't want to be there, trust me...

    I wish I had a pet unicorn!
    Granted. Your unicorn is a wild beast that eats all your other pets and pees all over your furniture.

    I wish I didn't have vertigo.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, you no longer have vertigo, you have vertical blinds, the plastic ones, great look for your house.
    I wish I had finished college.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted.,you have a degree in underwater basket weaving. Super useful. Congrats.

    I wish I could fall asleep.
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
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    Bam, you're asleep. But you have the worst nightmares of your life.

    I wish I could have mac'n'cheese every day!
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, you can have mac and cheese every day, it appears on your wallpaper, screen saver, all your letter head and the header for every text you send.

    I wish I was in England.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    cblue315 wrote: »
    Granted, you can have mac and cheese every day, it appears on your wallpaper, screen saver, all your letter head and the header for every text you send.

    I wish I was in England.

    Granted, but it's March 29, 1461, smack in the middle of the Wars of the Roses and you're in the Battle of Towton, the bloodiest day in Britain's history. How's your kung fu? Don't worry, it won't help.

    I wish I knew Kung fu.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Granted you now own Kung Fu for Dummies

    I wish I had the power to control the weather
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    tibo1783 wrote: »
    Granted you now own Kung Fu for Dummies

    I wish I had the power to control the weather

    Granted but you can only control it between 2:41 and 2:43 am on February 29th.

    I wish I had passed on that second cheeseburger.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    Granted, but you had to pay for it anyway

    I wish it wouldn't snow tomorrow.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    47Jacqueline wrote: »
    Granted, but you had to pay for it anyway

    I wish it wouldn't snow tomorrow.

    Granted, your wish knocks the Earth from its orbit and we're hurtling into the sun. No snow ever again. But your tan will be amazing. Until you're incinerated. Happy now?

    I wish snow days counted at work too.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Granted but it's going to ice 3 inches

    I wish I was a power ranger
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    tibo1783 wrote: »
    Granted but it's going to ice 3 inches

    I wish I was a power ranger

    Granted, but you're the little used "Chartreuse Ranger" who gets called in only when there's some botany that need to be taken care of. But it's really poisonous botany so that's cool. Kinda.

    I wish I didn't ache so much after working out.
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
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    Granted, but you can never see the results of your hard work ever again. How sad!

    I wish I was at the movie theater right now watching something cool.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    MoriahJN wrote: »
    Granted, but you can never see the results of your hard work ever again. How sad!

    I wish I was at the movie theater right now watching something cool.

    Granted, you're in a sweltering movie theater watching the single air conditioner and trying desperately to keep it operational. You're terrible at your job so the AC unit is not very cool at all right now.

    I wish I knew then what I know now.
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
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    Granted, but now you know the future all the time. What a curse.

    I wish I could travel back to the 1800s

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