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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    granted, but you must maintain EXTREME VEGETARIANISM..
    You refuse to drink water, maintaining that it is not a pure vegetable, and you whither away to a whisper.

    i wish i had 3 more wishes
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    RunTimer wrote: »
    granted, but you must maintain EXTREME VEGETARIANISM..
    You refuse to drink water, maintaining that it is not a pure vegetable, and you whither away to a whisper.

    i wish i had 3 more wishes

    Granted ... At exactly the same moment the lobotomy takes effect. You soil yourself and do not give it a second thought. Literally.

    I wish you remembered to wear a diaper.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I did, and now I am a baby again and you have to raise me. Congrats daddy!

    I wish babies had a mute button!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    I did, and now I am a baby again and you have to raise me. Congrats daddy!

    I wish babies had a mute button!

    Granted. All babies are now born with no mouths. They have to be feed via a feeding tube that extends from their tummies. The freakish appearance gives you nightmares. Especially when they try to scream. And can't.

    I wish I could sleep tonight.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can but only in one minute increments and an hour apart!

    I wish I could take a trip
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You can but only in one minute increments and an hour apart!

    I wish I could take a trip

    Granted but it's to hell

    I wish the day would be over already!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    It is, but now so it the world. Cheers to the afterlife!

    I wish I wasn't going to hell!
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
    edited June 2015
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    It is, but now so it the world. Cheers to the afterlife!

    I wish I wasn't going to hell!

    Granted how you're going to be bedridden for eternity

    I wish Martha Stewart didn't do that illegal stock trade she'd still be popular
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Granted, but you wander into the Outback and get attacked by Kaola bears. (sorry, I can't think of anything bad about Australia)

    I wish I didn't lose my phone on Saturday
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
    47Jacqueline wrote: »
    Granted, but you wander into the Outback and get attacked by Kaola bears. (sorry, I can't think of anything bad about Australia)

    I wish I didn't lose my phone on Saturday

    Granted but then you lose your mind instead

    I wish I had a better metabolism
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted you now have super high metabolism, you are now sentenced to eating every waking moment so you do not starve to death. No time for anything else.

    I wish they would bring back Firefly.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    cblue315 wrote: »
    I wish they would bring back Firefly.
    Granted. It's on for one hour, but not only is it unlisted, the time and channel are random and change during the airing, every 15seconds . You spend your day channell surfing to catch a fleeting glimpse of the show, just to lose it again.

    I wish I didn't have to shave

  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
    RunTimer wrote: »
    cblue315 wrote: »
    I wish they would bring back Firefly.
    Granted. It's on for one hour, but not only is it unlisted, the time and channel are random and change during the airing, every 15seconds . You spend your day channell surfing to catch a fleeting glimpse of the show, just to lose it again.

    I wish I didn't have to shave
    Granted but now you have to eat *kitten* forever

    I wish I was Britney spears
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted! Now you're completely bald everywhere and have an odd shaped head which makes you look like a bald butthead! :lol:

    I wish I didnt have all this Accounting to do!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, the banks just failed and the entire economy tanked, so no accounting for you.

    I wish I had a set of 6 pack abs.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Granted, your abs now can fit a six pack of soda or beer in a compartment.

    I wish someone didn't just make me sad.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, now you are no longer sad. You are hungry I mean HUNGRY. So much for the weight you've lost.

    I wish I could get the vendor to ship my stuff already!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    granted, your stuff gets lost on the way to it's destination

    I wish I could run my own super gym.
  • softblondechick
    softblondechick Posts: 1,275 Member
    Granted, you own a super gym.

    You fell off the treadmill and suffered a brain aneurysm. You are in an irreversible coma.

    I wish I had willpower to diet and exercise.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You do, but now that is all you do, work out and plan meals. Man you are boring to hang out with.

    I wish we could skip the weekends.
  • fr3smyl
    fr3smyl Posts: 1,418 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You do, but now that is all you do, work out and plan meals. Man you are boring to hang out with.

    I wish we could skip the weekends.
    Granted, but now 5dayw weeks are the normal with no off days. People collapse all over the world from working continuously. There is no one left to run anything.


    I wish anything i ate would give me the nutrients I needed for the day.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Granted, candy is now nourishing...but has all of the sugar, fat and calories you can afford too. I wish I weren't starving, with no access to food or drink.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted you are now not hungry, but you have all access to all food and drink but no desire to eat any. You fade away to dust.

    I wish my husband would do more than watch tv on Sunday evening.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted...he no longer watches tv sunday evening but does the other 6 and a half days a week...you also have to now slave over a stove making him snacks to eat while watching tv...

    I wish i had a maid
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted ou now have a maid. His name is Jose and he likes to wear his french maid costume and spike heels. Fun to watch but does no housework whatever.

    I wish I did not have that pic in my head.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: that picture is gone from your mind, but the image in now seared into mine; but it's ok, I like it. However, now you are in charge of cleaning slim's house. Find the time & roll up your sleeves.

    Wish: I could breathe under water.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Granted, but you have gills and can't breathe anywhere else.

    I wish I had an awesome-looking stomach.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you have an awesome stomach but the excess fat has moved to your butt which now sticks out quite a bit making wearing pants exceedingly hard....

    I wish I could run long distances without breathing hard.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    I wish I could run long distances without breathing hard.

    Granted...you're shrunken to the size of a gnat. Now long distance is the length of your office table

    I wish I could swim to work
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, your work just transferred you to the lost city of Atlantis....

    I wish the weather would get a little cooler.
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