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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    I wish it was warmer here.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    kjm3579 wrote: »
    I wish it was warmer here.

    Granted. Welcome to Hell. You're cage is over there in the corner and the hot pokers will be inserted momentarily. Please try to look like you're enjoying it and didn't mind the smell of your burning flesh.

    I wish I didn't see those things every time I closed my eyes.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Granted, you have now lost all capacity to dream and have no imagination!

    I wish I remembered my Good dreams!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited February 2015
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Granted, you have now lost all capacity to dream and have no imagination!

    I wish I remembered my Good dreams!

    Granted. Now you remember all your dreams except the ungood ones.

    I wish your didn't take away my imagination.
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
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    granted! but all the kitties in your city then come to live with you :O

    I wish I never had to sleep!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, you never sleep again, however you now get increasing so tired that you can't function in daily life.

    I wish I could spend a week with a 28 year old woman.
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
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    Granted you spend a week with a 28 year old woman, You're in a coma and she's your hospice nurse before they pull the plug.

    I wish I wasn't so tired today
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, your not tired at all. However, you find that you can no longer sleep and eventually your lack of sleep keeps you from daily life.

    I wish I won the powerball lottery.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Granted! Now your wife and children are conspiring to murder you for your fortune!

    I wish I had a fresh cup of coffee right now!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, you have a fresh cup of coffee. However, its made from a rare coffee delivered by air express and charged directly as a deduction from all of your future pay checks.

    I wish I didn't have to work anymore.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited February 2015
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Granted! Now your wife and children are conspiring to murder you for your fortune!

    I wish I had a fresh cup of coffee right now!

    Granted, your cup of coffee now has a potty mouth and calls you all kinds of demeaning names as well as insults your sense of fashion. So much so that you begin to weep into your coffee which only makes him fresher ... And stronger.

    I wish I had the stealth of a ninja.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    You do, but your 1000 pounds and it's hard to hide when that big.

    I wish I had the secret to happiness.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You do, but your 1000 pounds and it's hard to hide when that big.

    I wish I had the secret to happiness.

    granted : the secret is revealed to you. Too bad you did not wish for the happiness that goes with knowing the secret. Boo hoo. Happiness still eludes you.

    Wish: to tear down the wall

  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Granted the wall is gone, now you see EVERYTHING. Including your 600 pound naked stalker. Yikes!

    I wish someone would make supper for me tonight.
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
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    Granted, someone makes supper for you tonight, but you were unable to attend due to prior obligations.

    I wish I would lose this head cold
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    granted but now u have chest cold

    I wish water was the color red.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: it's blood. End of days. Take cover.

    Wish: the sun would come out tomorrow, tomorrow
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    granted the sun came out and then it got cloudy again

    I wish i was the sole owner of the Dallas Cowboys
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
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    granted, but now you have to eat only stadium food and you gain 500 lbs.

    I wish Batman was my boyfriend
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Granted, You now take a comic book to dinner and movies on friday nights, the kissing is kind of awkward.. for batman

    I wish i drove a farrari

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