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I grant then ruin someone's wish...
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You did, however no you are in an eternal slumber that only your true love can break, and she's a germaphobe so good luck getting a kiss.
I wish my kitty didn't get hurt.0 -
Granted, your kitty is just fine, but your health is now sacrificed and you have different health problems every day.0
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I wish it was warmer here.0
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I wish it was warmer here.
Granted. Welcome to Hell. You're cage is over there in the corner and the hot pokers will be inserted momentarily. Please try to look like you're enjoying it and didn't mind the smell of your burning flesh.
I wish I didn't see those things every time I closed my eyes.0 -
Granted, you have now lost all capacity to dream and have no imagination!
I wish I remembered my Good dreams!0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Granted, you have now lost all capacity to dream and have no imagination!
I wish I remembered my Good dreams!
Granted. Now you remember all your dreams except the ungood ones.
I wish your didn't take away my imagination.0 -
granted! but all the kitties in your city then come to live with you :O
I wish I never had to sleep!0 -
Granted, you never sleep again, however you now get increasing so tired that you can't function in daily life.
I wish I could spend a week with a 28 year old woman.0 -
Granted you spend a week with a 28 year old woman, You're in a coma and she's your hospice nurse before they pull the plug.
I wish I wasn't so tired today0 -
Granted, your not tired at all. However, you find that you can no longer sleep and eventually your lack of sleep keeps you from daily life.
I wish I won the powerball lottery.0 -
Granted! Now your wife and children are conspiring to murder you for your fortune!
I wish I had a fresh cup of coffee right now!0 -
Granted, you have a fresh cup of coffee. However, its made from a rare coffee delivered by air express and charged directly as a deduction from all of your future pay checks.
I wish I didn't have to work anymore.0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Granted! Now your wife and children are conspiring to murder you for your fortune!
I wish I had a fresh cup of coffee right now!
Granted, your cup of coffee now has a potty mouth and calls you all kinds of demeaning names as well as insults your sense of fashion. So much so that you begin to weep into your coffee which only makes him fresher ... And stronger.
I wish I had the stealth of a ninja.0 -
You do, but your 1000 pounds and it's hard to hide when that big.
I wish I had the secret to happiness.0 -
You do, but your 1000 pounds and it's hard to hide when that big.
I wish I had the secret to happiness.
granted : the secret is revealed to you. Too bad you did not wish for the happiness that goes with knowing the secret. Boo hoo. Happiness still eludes you.
Wish: to tear down the wall
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Granted the wall is gone, now you see EVERYTHING. Including your 600 pound naked stalker. Yikes!
I wish someone would make supper for me tonight.0 -
Granted, someone makes supper for you tonight, but you were unable to attend due to prior obligations.
I wish I would lose this head cold0 -
granted but now u have chest cold
I wish water was the color red.0 -
Granted: it's blood. End of days. Take cover.
Wish: the sun would come out tomorrow, tomorrow0 -
granted the sun came out and then it got cloudy again
I wish i was the sole owner of the Dallas Cowboys0
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