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  • miguelgonzalez192
    miguelgonzalez192 Posts: 259 Member
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    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Granted, you have the mind soap, cases and cases of it - however you lack the ability/intellect to use it.

    I wish I lived on a tropical island.

    Granted but it's just like cast away
  • miguelgonzalez192
    miguelgonzalez192 Posts: 259 Member
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    I wish I was a baller
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, you are the fastest melon-baller this side of the Mississippi. Melon-baller Championship is in the bag!

    I wish I remembered what my boss asked me to do.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, you remember just as you are being fired.

    I wish I had millions of dollars in the bank.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Granted, you remember just as you are being fired.

    I wish I had millions of dollars in the bank.

    Granted. But your bank is off-shore, uninsured and just closed its doors for business without any way to contact them. The owners thank you for your patronage.

    I wish I had a bacon cheeseburger right now.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Granted. It's made of squirrel meat, but it's the best burger you've ever had!!

    I wish Santa was real.
    jaymvita wrote: »
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Granted, you remember just as you are being fired.

    I wish I had millions of dollars in the bank.

    Granted. But your bank is off-shore, uninsured and just closed its doors for business without any way to contact them. The owners thank you for your patronage.

    I wish I had a bacon cheeseburger right now.

  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    khara2012 wrote: »
    Granted. It's made of squirrel meat, but it's the best burger you've ever had!!

    I wish Santa was real.
    jaymvita wrote: »
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Granted, you remember just as you are being fired.

    I wish I had millions of dollars in the bank.

    Granted. But your bank is off-shore, uninsured and just closed its doors for business without any way to contact them. The owners thank you for your patronage.

    I wish I had a bacon cheeseburger right now.

    Granted. Santa is real, but you can't help but land yourself on the naughtiest of naughty lists so he never slides down your chimney anyway. Happy Christmas Mrs. Scrooge!

    I wish I lived in Wonka's chocolate factory.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Granted. You live in Wonka' chocolate factory...as a little chocolate eating cockroach, and I squash you for putting me on the naughty list and taking away my Santa dreams.

    I wish I didn't have to work.
  • Evenstranger
    Evenstranger Posts: 69 Member
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    Granted - You no longer have to work. You now spend every day by the pool drinking cocktails and hanging out with your new best friends, Gilbert Gottfried, Kanye West and George W. Bush.

    I wish I had a superpower.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: your super power is killing the best thread. Lame.

    Wish: I could do what I want
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    You can but only in the privacy of your own bedroom! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    I wish I were in Italy!
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Ha- true,
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    Granted: but you're in little Italy & the pizza sucks & the restaurant has a scary low rating.

    Wish: that tornado hit elsewhere

  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Ha- true,
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    Granted: but you're in little Italy & the pizza sucks & the restaurant has a scary low rating.

    Wish: that tornado hit elsewhere

    For your sake and anyone affected by it, I wish that tornado hit elsewhere too!

    For the sake of the game, GRANTED. The tornado hits on the surface of the sun, whipping up a massive solar storm that bombards the Earth with lethal doses of radiation, triggering an extinction level event forcing humanity to flee underground. Be ye a Morlock or an Eloi?

    I wish I didn't retain such useless knowledge.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Granted, but now you have an IQ of 10! ;p

    I wish I had time to read more!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Granted, but now you have an IQ of 10! ;p

    I wish I had time to read more!

    Granted, you're given the power to stop time I definitely with no aging effects or consequences and full command of your mental faculties. One minor side effect, where time stops, you are rendered completely illiterate. But oooooh pictures!

    I wish I had resisted that donut today.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, you resisted the donut but not the lunch lady who served it. You become her stalker and can never desire anyone else.

    I wish I was not in bed sick with this cold.
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    edited February 2015
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    dang . . too slow.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted you are at work, sick with the flu, and about to begin a 36 hour shift from which there is no rest. At least the hallucinations will be epic.

    I wish the voices would stop waking me up at night.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, the voices stop waking you up but now you have constant vivid dreams to keep you company

    I wish it was warmer here.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, you are now in eternal hot flash hell, welcome to menopause!

    I wish I had the remote control to jay's dreams. >:)

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