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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • bggghmnr
    bggghmnr Posts: 284 Member
    They paint it, but in a rainbow of colours.

    I wish I could go on a trip, somewhere warm.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you have won a one way ticket to the Sahara desert -- no supplies are included, however....

    I wish I had some great activities planned for this weekend instead of mowing the lawn.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Granted, you must now spend all 48 hrs working/studying. I wish for no more suffering in this life, for all.
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Granted, we all die



    I wish to travel the world.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, but now you are a cleaning lady on a cruise ship. But you are below decks all day forever cleaning, cleaning, cleaning.
    I wish for a good workout this morning
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you spent all morning working out and had a great time but as a result you can now only crawl from the gym to your car -- good luck driving home.

    I wish I could move to somewhere warm and tropical.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted...you move to tropical queensland australia...where you live your days with dear heart ..
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Granted...you move to tropical queensland australia...where you live your days with dear heart ..

    <3:)<3:)

  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
    edited April 2015
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Granted...you move to tropical queensland australia...where you live your days with dear heart ..

    <3:)<3:)

    Let me fix this for you.
    You move to tropical Queensland, Australia, where, as everybody knows, everything in nature is trying to kill you. You spend every waking moment dodging poisonous spiders, venomous snakes, rabid koala bears, and temperamental kangaroos. Except for duck billed platypi (platypluses? whatever! those little four-legged furry creatures with the duck bills) 'cause they're just so cute and wouldn't hurt anything. After months of dodging all those ferocious creatures, you and your Dear Heart have enough and move to Hawaii. Not Oahu or Maui, but the big island, Hawaii. The one with the active volcano. And Pele is PO'd. Sorry.

    I wish @kjm3579 would find a nice, quiet place for him to settle down with his Dear Heart.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted. But kjm and Dear Heart fall asleep and unbeknownst to them they have fallen victim to sleeping sickness and never awaken.

    I wish I had chosen the winning lottery ticket instead of the one that got me a whopping $1.
  • HumboldtFred
    HumboldtFred Posts: 159 Member
    Granted! Your winning ticket put you into the next tax bracket and cost you 10,264.36
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Gr
    cblue315 wrote: »
    Granted. But kjm and Dear Heart fall asleep and unbeknownst to them they have fallen victim to sleeping sickness and never awaken.

    I wish I had chosen the winning lottery ticket instead of the one that got me a whopping $1.

    Granted. You chose the winning lottery ticket ... But your sudden onset dyslexia makes you believe that you didn't. You stare forlornly at your "losing" ticket before casually tossing it into the wind. A passing police officers cites you for littering just as your worst enemy on the planet walks by. While laughing at your misfortune, the floating lottery ticket lands smack dab in their hand. They cash in and upon realizing what just happened, you are committed to a psychiatric ward.

    I wish my body would stop breaking down on me.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    edited June 2015
    jaymvita wrote: »
    I wish my body would stop breaking down on me.
    Granted! It explodes all at once instead. Sorry about that. I wish I could break out of this heavy depression.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted. Depression is serious so I too wish you'd break out of it. But I hope you break out of it wearing clown shoes and a spinning bow tie for some added flare. ;)

    I wish particle physics didn't give me such a raging Hadron.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted! Now it just gives you raging Hormones! :tongue:

    I wish I had someone to help me work on the roof today :weary:
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Granted! Now it just gives you raging Hormones! :tongue:

    I wish I had someone to help me work on the roof today :weary:

    Granted. Your new help is Santa and all his reindeer. But he can't help himself and keeps jumping down the chimney, climbing back up, tracking soot and dust all over you and then doing it again. And again. All the reindeer are also suffering from reindiarrhea which makes your roof ... Less than pleasant.

    I wish that donut would stop dancing on my desk ...
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted. Depression is serious so I too wish you'd break out of it. But I hope you break out of it wearing clown shoes and a spinning bow tie for some added flare. ;)
    LOLOL. Thanks, Jay! I feel better now!
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted. Depression is serious so I too wish you'd break out of it. But I hope you break out of it wearing clown shoes and a spinning bow tie for some added flare. ;)
    LOLOL. Thanks, Jay! I feel better now!
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    edited June 2015
    Grr, double-post!
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Granted! Now it just gives you raging Hormones! :tongue:

    I wish I had someone to help me work on the roof today :weary:

    Granted. Your new help is Santa and all his reindeer. But he can't help himself and keeps jumping down the chimney, climbing back up, tracking soot and dust all over you and then doing it again. And again. All the reindeer are also suffering from reindiarrhea which makes your roof ... Less than pleasant.

    I wish that donut would stop dancing on my desk ...

    Oh heck yeah, Mr Jay has revived the thread....

    GR: it stops dancing & starts attacking. Killer pastry. You are going down, with an extra 10 pounds.

    IW: I could have a better sense of direction in the city.

  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You do, but no you aren't invited any where and have no where to go.

    I wish I had unlimited financial resources.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you do have unlimited financial resources, but you also have unlimited bills coming in to match your resources, have fun making all the payments!

    I wish I was living on a tropical island
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, but a cyclone hits at least once every week and destroys all the local vegitation. The only source of relief from the sun is to hold a giant fish above your head. You will have great pecs!

    I wish I had an afternoon to myself.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Granted, you do have unlimited financial resources, but you also have unlimited bills coming in to match your resources, have fun making all the payments!

    I wish I was living on a tropical island

    Granted. It's the island from "Lost" and you've just been time-ported to 1975 ... With a hungry polar bear ... Who eats you. You erase yourself from existence. But the scenery is lovely.

    I wish I could cleanse this world of worry and strife.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you rid the world of worry & strife, but now, no one understands happiness, since there is absolutely no contrast left in human understanding. In trying to do something nice, you brought on the worst of the worst. Live with that. (Oh- and CBlue was not skipped unintentionally- she is getting her time alone right now; I am ignoring her).

    Wish: the sky would turn pink instead of being blue, for a day - just for variety's sake.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    The sky is pink because it's the end of the world, enjoy your last day.


    I wish I could go on a long cruise.
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
    You can, but on a sewage barge

    I wish I could go to the great wall
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    The sky is pink because it's the end of the world, enjoy your last day.


    I wish I could go on a long cruise.
    You can, until your ship wrecks.
    I still wish I were cheerier!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Wish granted, you are now one of the world's more cheerie persons -- however laughing at funerals is frowned upon and you are no longer wanted around other people.

    I wish I was born with 6 pack abs!
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you were, but that's not normal on any level, so you were sent off to a freak show. At least you are famous?

    Wish: I could resist snacking
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