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I grant then ruin someone's wish...
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Granted: you gave him what for, a punch in the face as hard as you can. Sadly, you were acting out a Tyler Durden fantasy so you just popped yourself in the face. "Surprise me". "You are not your Khakis" "You are not a special snowflake".
Wish: I could have been Marla, the big tourist0 -
Granted, you are quite literally infectious human waste shrouded in cigarette smoke. The CDC quarantines your home and barricades you inside as they set fire to the whole thing to get rid of you. Your support groups miss you terribly however.
I wish my legacy was more than some pocket lint and an arrowhead.0 -
@jaymvita Granted you are now in jail for multiple murders....how's that for a legacy?
I wish I had a more creative imagination0 -
Granted. Now all of life is a total bore. You go crazy and cut off your own ear.
I wish people weren't so crazy...0 -
granted: they aren't and now you're having as much fun as a phone booth in an Amish settlement
I wish I were prettier0 -
Granted! You are now so pretty that you have to stay home due to having so many Stalkers!
I wish I was out Dancing right now!0 -
Granted... now take my hand so I can lead us
I wish I were in bed naked with some of these sexy women in here! SSHHHHH IT IS my WISH, not yours!0 -
Granted, you are in bed with a group of the women of MFP but you are recovering from your sex change surgery.
I wish I could travel the world.0 -
Granted: you do travel the entire world, but you have to do it on foot. Barefoot. There are lots of potholes & glass shards along the way. Next time pack some Nikes.
Wish: that guy over there would not eat bath salts0 -
Granted. You walk over and take those bath salts from him and he is redeemed. You however give in to the curiosity and taste one and are instantly hooked. You devour the whole bag and succumb to the addiction. They call you Bath Salt Betty now and everyone leaves you to your corner and desperately tries to avoid eye contact.
I wish I could actually taste the rainbow.0 -
granted but it taste like leprechauns!
i wish i had a pot of gold0 -
You do, but it's those chocolate gold coins.
I wish I could sleep the rest of the day.0 -
You did, but away after maximus so it doesn't count.
I wish someone would make me coffee.0 -
Granted, you do like coffe but only the high calorie frappe, crappa, chino latte varieties. Suck on that!
I wish I had purchased the winning lottery ticket for tonight's drawing.0 -
Granted, But you owe back taxes and the IRS takes it all!
I wish I could change the World with Love & kindness!0 -
Granted: we are all sweet snuggle kittens. No one has thumbs to use the tuna can opener though.....
Wish: I could light the Olympic Torch0
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