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I grant then ruin someone's wish...
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Granted....you drove a tank to work and parked it...you were met by police who hauled you off to jail...they put you in a cell with big bubba....I dont like that twinkle in his eye
I wish everyday was a saturday0 -
Granted. Every day is now Saturday. However, that list of projects you were pushing off until Saturday never seems to get finished. And, because each of those projects cost money, you soon run out of money since you don't work on Saturday and never get a paycheck. Soon, you lose your house. Not long after that you have to park your van because it ran out of gas and you can't afford to fill it. You then end up living in your van down by the river.
I wish 4/20 was a nationally recognized holiday so I didn't have to work today.0 -
Granted, 4/20 is a national holiday but you are so high from all of the 420 you smoked that you don't even remember the day and it's a total waste for you.
I wish I had a few day off this week instead of working 12 days straight.0 -
Granted. I'm not even going to ruin that one. Been there, done that. It sucks.
I wish I didn't feel his pain.0 -
Granted, you don't feel my pain, you now feel the pain of a pregnant woman in labor for the next 72 hours -- hope you enjoy your wish!
I wish I was born wealthy instead of good looking.....0 -
Granted. You are now one of wealthiest heirs in the world. But you are also the ugliest.
Your bone structure is so unique no surgeon is willing to touch it for any amount of money.
Your family spends all of their money trying to fix your hideousness. Your family owns the top pharmaceutical company and your face had to represent the company.
I wish mosquitoes and gnats didn't exist.
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Granted, mosquitoes and gnats do not exist but the dinosaurs are back and boy do they like to visit your house at night -- sweet dreams.....
I wish I had my my present knowledge in the body of a younger man.0 -
Wish granted, you are a young man, age 1 day old. You have all your knowledge, locked in a baby body. You can't walk, talk, or do anything but eat, cry, sleep and poop. And each day your memory gets fainter and fainter...reincarnation exists.
I wish to win the Powerball. I know all those winners lose the money and end up miserable. I am game for it.0 -
Granted, you won the powerball but due to a glitch so did everyone else who played that day. Enjoy your $1.00.
I wish I could buy the 100 ct emerald cut diamond going up today at Sotheby's.0 -
Granted. You win the bidding war over the jewel. However, upon closer inspection, it is actually a very, very good fake. It had to be to pass all those tests and gemological inspections. Sorry you wasted that $25 million.
I wish it were lunch time. I'm hungry.0 -
Granted, but all the work you didn't get done because you skipped ahead to lunchtime has built up and you have to get it done before you can go home.
I wish we would get enough rain over the next couple months to end this stupid drought.0 -
Granted. All the rain that usually falls over the course of the year is now falling all at once. The dry, parched land is unable to keep up with the deluge and the entire region is flooding. Homes are swept away, cars are swamped and businesses are destroyed. It's an economic and natural disaster. The economic upheaval has a domino effect, plunging, first the nation into a recession, and then the world. Even more jobs are lost, more homes are foreclosed on, and even more people are destitute and homeless. That was one nasty wish. At least the drought is over now.
I wish my work was done for the day.0 -
^^ I saw that one coming!
Granted, but there was a terrible accident on the roads and you are going to be stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic for hours!
I wish I could blink my eyes and be at my goal weight!
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Granted but the weight loss genie thought you said "foal weight" and turned you into a baby horse.
I wish my hearing aid was working better.0 -
tonybalony01 wrote: »Granted. All the rain that usually falls over the course of the year is now falling all at once. The dry, parched land is unable to keep up with the deluge and the entire region is flooding. Homes are swept away, cars are swamped and businesses are destroyed. It's an economic and natural disaster. The economic upheaval has a domino effect, plunging, first the nation into a recession, and then the world. Even more jobs are lost, more homes are foreclosed on, and even more people are destitute and homeless. That was one nasty wish. At least the drought is over now.
I wish my work was done for the day.
Crazy!0 -
Granted but the weight loss genie thought you said "foal weight" and turned you into a baby horse.
I wish my hearing aid was working better.
Granted but now you can hear every sound within a10 mile Radius. People catch on to your gift and hound you day and night to playback your new built in recording feature of your hearing aid.
It it's decided that your gift is to precious to put your health ahead of it. You are kept awake by constant electric shocks since your aid will only function with you and only when you're awake.
I wish my house would clean itself.0 -
Self cleaning house. However the software is underdeveloped and the house decides to get rid of all you personal items. You come home to a clean house every night without clothes, food, dishes and worst of all no TP.
I wish my dryer would fold the laundry when it beeps.0 -
Granted: now it does and you are so pleased that it also develops annoying attention seeking behaviors to continue to receive your notice- it beeps & blares from 2am -4am. No sleep for you. Your dryer wants a hug now.
Wish: To spend the day in Paris.0 -
Granted, you are now spending the day in Paris, as a hotel maid in a less than one star hotel, working in the basement stocking toilet paper and sanitary supplies for the rest of the housekeeping staff -- enjoy your day!
I wish I was living on a tropical island.0 -
Oh kjm you ask this type of question often. Well here goes. You are on a tropical island, alone, lots of bugs, birds and coconuts. Which are your only source of clean water and food. Did I mention that natural coconut water is a laxative. Oh and no TP. Yikes
I wish for clean house when I get home today.0 -
LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
I wish someone could work out for me today and it would count as my workout.
Granted, but they have stripped off your skin and wear it as if they are you now.
I wish there was a web site that I could enter in all my calorie information for the day and have an online community.0 -
Granted, but now you are a fetus and have nine months to wait.
I wish that it was sunny outside.0 -
Of_Monsters_and_Meat wrote: »LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
I wish someone could work out for me today and it would count as my workout.
Granted, but they have stripped off your skin and wear it as if they are you now.
I wish there was a web site that I could enter in all my calorie information for the day and have an online community.
Granted but you'll be surrounded by trolls (and the word "journey")
I wish MFP wasn't NSFW on Wednesdays.0 -
Double trouble.
@ImaWaterBender - granted. It's now sunny. In fact, it's so sunny that it keeps getting hotter and hotter outside. It's now 130 F outside, and the air conditioner just broke. People are so desperate to cool off, they start stripping to their underthings and posting progress pics to MFP. Sorry @_incogNEATo_ .
However, your wish is now granted, and the mods are now working overtime making sure MFP is now Safe for Work. Unfortunately, they're so busy censoring the forums, they have no time to shut down the trolls, who are now running amok and have taken control of the forums. Run away!!!
I wish trolls would just go back under the bridge where they belong.0 -
Granted...with no negative consequences!
I wish people would smile more.0 -
Granted:
I wish there were no such thing as cavities.0 -
Granted: no more teeth cavities, but replaced by brain cavities. Because you eat too much:
There is no exercise in the world that will help with a hole in the head.
Wish: I could take a helicopter to a fancy restaurant.
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Granted, but there's nowhere to land, the helicopter runs out of fuel, you land on top of the restaurant, the building collapses, the helicopter blows up, and you're left desiring fancy food and haunted by the souls of those that were killed in the crash.
I wish somebody would take me somewhere.0 -
Granted: four men in masks just pulled up to your house, threw you into the back of a black van with tinted windows. You will be going somewhere you never expected. But first, they are picking up the young girl in the "Friends" thread who told the Internet she was home alone....yikes.
Wish: that her fish will be ok - that someone feeds them during her kidnap.0 -
Granted, but somewhere turns out to be the name of a street in the middle of no where and the empty abysmal land is depressingly consuming and you go mad trying to find your way back home.
I wish I was getting a massage right now.0
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