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Granted: you distributed all the love sugar cokes. Everyone's teeth rot out. Dentists everywhere lease expensive motor boats. All waterways become excessively polluted. Too many Fish die. Sharks become super aggressive & evolve into land animals as a direct result. You are eaten by a shark on your way to the mailbox.
Wish: the Sharks go back to the water0 -
Granted: And they dine on surfers
I wish puppies could fly.0 -
granted but the now they can chew at 5000 feet and drop poop bombs with surgical percision
i wish i had an umbrealla0 -
If you did you would need to learn to spell it
I wish my wife were here0 -
granted but its the power to move from the bed to the couch
I wish i was done with these interviews0 -
Granted, no more interviews, but now you can no longer talk. Silent communication only.
I wish I could go shopping instead of working today.0 -
granted but its shopping for a new job since you didnt show up today
i wish i could run faster0 -
handyrunner wrote: »granted but its shopping for a new job since you didnt show up today
i wish i could run faster
Granted but every step now shortens your life span by a day and takes you that much closer to death. Not running so fast now are ya?
I wish I had champagne wishes and caviar dreams.0 -
granted..your a kardashian..totally pointless to humankind!!
I wish jay could restore his humanity0 -
Granted, but you have lost yours.
I wish I could spend more time training and less time working.0 -
Granted, but you have lost yours.
I wish I could spend more time training and less time working.
Granted. You're a train conductor and your only exercise is walking up and down train cars collecting tickets. You're 400 lbs and miserable.
I wish @handyrunner wasn't always so keen to strip me of my dignity0 -
granted..you stop providing opportunities for me to but now your less hilarious then you usually are
I wish Jay would stay funny0 -
handyrunner wrote: »granted..you stop providing opportunities for me to but now your less hilarious then you usually are
I wish Jay would stay funny
Granted, now everything I say results in people laughing at me. Not WITH me. At me. Even monumentally sad news becomes a joke to everyone. The resulting withdrawal and depression becomes the subject of the world's number one rated sitcom which is punctuated by my live suicide on screen ... which wins the Golden Globe for funniest moment on tv ever.
I wish TV programming was better.
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Granted. Now nobody goes to work because we're all watching the fabulous television shows.
I wish I were an actress.0 -
Granted. Now nobody goes to work because we're all watching the fabulous television shows.
I wish I were an actress.
Granted, but as you reach that epiphany, aliens enslave the human race and you surrender your will to avoid working in the spice mines. But you make a damn fine wart-popper for the alien emperor.
I wish I didn't just make myself vurp.0 -
Granted. It came out the other end and you do not have a change of clothing with you.
I wish I could change 1 mistake...0 -
Granted. It came out the other end and you do not have a change of clothing with you.
I wish I could change 1 mistake...
Granted, you change 1 of my mistakes and I wind up a billionaire. You however continue to make terrible choices like it was going out of style.
I wish you had fixed my mistake earlier.0 -
Thread on fire, per usual!
Granted: that one mistake is changed, but only in exchange for the worst mistakes of all those above you in the thread.
Wish: it did not happen that way0 -
Cindy4FunFit wrote: »Thread on fire, per usual!
Granted: that one mistake is changed, but only in exchange for the worst mistakes of all those above you in the thread.
Wish: it did not happen that way
Granted, all mistakes are undone, except for the original mistake, which happened to be slipping rat poison in your coffee rather than the sugar you asked for. I do not end up a billionaire but you have a perpetually lazy eye, a stutter and dead leg syndrome. Fair trade.
I wish my folly were wisdom.0
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