I grant then ruin someone's wish...

kjm3579

Granted - you have a team of demon helpers who are helping you open up an access into the bottomless pit -- guess who will be their first guest .....

I wish this nice weather would stay around permanently.

cblue315

Granted, permanent nice weather, but nice is now defined by CindySatan. Yikes, watch out.

I wish I had one of those apocalypse t-shirts.

kjm3579

You do have one of those shirts but only because the end of times has finally come and you are given a front row seat to witness the events - hope you enjoy the pain, terror, and death.

I wish it was Friday already.

handyrunner

Granted:: but now its Groundhog Day and you ain't bill Murray

kjm3579

And since you didn't make a wish I can't grant you anything, so happy nothing to you today....

I wish I was laying on a nude beach on a tropical island with a 30 year old hot woman.

cblue315

Always young women with you! Granted but she is 9 months pregnant with twins and needs her feet rubbed constantly.

I wish I had a few days at a lake house.

kjm3579

Granted, you have a few days at the lake house that is share with the Loch Ness Monster -- hope you brought lots of food because Nessy is hungry.

I wish I could go camping and relax for a while.

khara2012

kjm3579 wrote: »

Granted, you have a few days at the lake house that is share with the Loch Ness Monster -- hope you brought lots of food because Nessy is hungry.

I wish I could go camping and relax for a while.

Granted. You relax for awhile. Relaxing is so nice you fall asleep for a quick nap without putting your food away first. The smell attracts the campground bears, and they want your picnic basket. Wake up! Relaxation time is over!

I wish my friends had more time to chat today. I'm SO BORED!

khara2012

kjm3579 wrote: »

Granted, you have a few days at the lake house that is share with the Loch Ness Monster -- hope you brought lots of food because Nessy is hungry.

I wish I could go camping and relax for a while.

Granted. You relax for awhile. Relaxing is so nice you fall asleep for a quick nap without putting your food away first. The smell attracts the campground bears, and they want your picnic basket. Wake up! Relaxation time is over!

I wish my friends had more time to chat today. I'm SO BORED!

Spnneil06

They do, but now you don't have time

I wish I hadn't forgotten coffee at the store

kjm3579

Granted, you didn't forget coffee. In fact, that is all you bought, cases and cases of coffee while you forgot everything else. Too bad you are out of toilet paper!

I wish it would be 4 pm already....

Jonesingmucho

Granted, but you jumped up to high celebrating and bumped your head causing a concussion that made you forget why you needed it to by 4pm already.

I wish I could fly...

cblue315

Granted, you can now fly but that is the only way you can now travel. Causes problems moving from room to room in the house. You now have a concussion from hitting your head so often on the door jambs. Why did you want to fly?

I wish I could live today over again and get it right this time.

Cindy4FunFit

Granted: you get to live the day over again & get it right. But, you only get this opportunity because you have been raised from the dead by a voodoo priestess who made this happen at the frantic request of your best friend, who accidentally killed you with her terrible, fatal cooking errors. Drano should never be kept next to the spice rack. Today: get it right- order a pizza.

Wish: I could find that missing clue

kjm3579

Granted, you find the missing clue but you have no idea what it goes to..... oh well!

I wish I lived on a tropical island and could spend my days relaxing and working out

kalin73

granted, but you'd probably end up lonely and broke

i wish i was taller

kjm3579

Granted, you have now started to grow again and will continue to get taller, hope you can find clothes in your new sizes.....

I wish work was over for today

Cindy4FunFit

Attempting to give this thread CPR....it's vital signs have been dropping.

Granted: your work for that day was done seven days ago. Pretty much wasted a wish. Your genie is rolling his eyes. You can do better.

Wish: all the many city fountains flowed with spiked kool-aid & all the bankers rolled up their suit pants & waded in. And I took pictures to post on the interweb and it went viral.

cblue315

Cindy, swinging by to give you a hand with the CPR. I too am missing this thread. Your wish is just soooo juicy it pains me to have to bash but here is my go at this:
Wish granted, the post went viral, but it happened on the same day as a KKK - Kompleat Kardashian Kafuffle. The girls stole all the attention, sorry.

I wish all the potholes were filled already.

Spnneil06

They are, with water, enjoy that flat tire!

I wish I had to day off.

Cindy4FunFit

Granted: but you asked wrong- so you get granted a dance off. You've got no rhythm. You lose stone cold. Girl, go practice your moves. Next time, bring it!

Wish: the flash mob at my door would just go away already!

kjm3579

Granted, the mob just left because Bill Gates is giving out free cash to all flash mob members -- too bad they had to skip you.......

I wish my life was a whole lot simpler .......

cblue315

Granted, it is simple, simply awful. The flash mob has taken up residence at your house, demanding clean clothes, clean beds, fresh food and entertainment, plus throw in the fact that they now have Bill Gates' money and are unwilling to share.

I wish I had enough calories left for cake.

Cindy4FunFit

Granted: you do, but you can only be served edible caked-on clown makeup, that you get the option of licking off scary clown faces. (Suggest you take a pass. Here, have some almonds).

Wish: that suspicious clown car parked outside of Blue's place was not full of plotting crazy clowns.

jaymvita

Cindy4FunFit wrote: »

Granted: you do, but you can only be served edible caked-on clown makeup, that you get the option of licking off scary clown faces. (Suggest you take a pass. Here, have some almonds).

Wish: that suspicious clown car parked outside of Blue's place was not full of plotting crazy clowns.

Granted. The clowns aren't in the car. They're in your room. Under your bed. And just before you sleep at night, they crawl out and stand around you like some ritual sacrificial circle, eyes bloodshot, rivulets of black and red teary makeup streaming down their pained and painted faces. Ghastly smiles splitting their heads in two as if they were about to feast. There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight.

Sweet dreams.

I wish I didn't get pulled back into this nightmare inducing thread.

kjm3579

Granted, you are not part of this thread, indeed you are not part of any thread because you have gone back in time to 1450 and there is not even a thought of a computer or the internet - have fun farming in the wilderness.

I wish I have a million dollars to play with.

slimgirljo15

Granted...you can play with it all you want but not spend it
Enjoy your monopoly money

I wish I owned a tropical island

47Jacqueline

Granted, but you don't have any way to get there.

I wish I would get money back on my tax return

cblue315

Granted, but now you are one of the less that .01% that get audited. Now they are questioning the money you spent on fitness clothes for work. You are now in debt to the IRS for more than you made last year.

I wish I had the evening to myself.

Cindy4FunFit

Granted: the evening is yours. Only, this is a twisted immortal game called "The Evening" where you have to make split second decisions about who lives & who dies, who is right and who is wrong, you must even out all the light & dark in the souls of the world, and create balance. But only for tonight. Tomorrow you can make popcorn & slack off with the rest of us.

Wish: she makes good choices