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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Jamyvita is still MIA, quit whining.

    Granted you have a personal assistant. A rhesus monkey with an attitude and a tendency to bite.

    I wish I did not have to get up in 5 1/2 hours.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    Granted, you instead have to be up NOW for whatever you're doing. Hope you're not too tired.
    I wish I weren't in terrible pain right now.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Done. Now you are paralyzed from the neck down
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Done. Now you are paralyzed from the neck down

    Since you had to wish to grant, I curse you instead. >:) Evil laughter

    I wish I could go back to sleep...
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Done. Now you are paralyzed from the neck down

    Since you had to wish to grant, I curse you instead. >:) Evil laughter

    I wish I could go back to sleep...

    Granted. You're Snow White but every prince on the planet was wiped out by a plague that targets only princes. The Seven Dwarves however are looking s little randy.

    I wish these aches would go away.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    They do, but now you can't feel ANYTHING for the rest of your life.

    I wish I hadn't forgotten my purse.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    They do, but now you can't feel ANYTHING for the rest of your life.

    I wish I hadn't forgotten my purse.

    Granted. Instead you forgot your pants. And you're perpetually incontinent.

    I wish my visions weren't so prophetic.

  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    granted they arent ..your wrong about EVERYTHING...pretty soon they are hunting you down with pitchforks and torches

    i wish i could be the leader of an angry mob
  • HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Posts: 361 Member
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    Granted - But they think you are a p u s s y and beat you to death

    I wish i was on a beach somewhere
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    HunterKiller wrote: »
    Granted - But they think you are a p u s s y and beat you to death

    I wish i was on a beach somewhere

    Granted you're a whale, you're beached and you're dying.

    I wish danger really was my middle name.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    ^you boys all crack me up! lol

    It is however your first name is Pussywillow

    I wish my grill just hadn't caught fire!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    ^you boys all crack me up! lol

    It is however your first name is Pussywillow

    I wish my grill just hadn't caught fire!

    Granted it didn't just catch fire, it exploded and opened a hell mouth. Satan is waiting for his steak. I wouldn't keep him waiting.

    I wish I didn't have to go into this meeting.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    You don't, but since you skipped this meeting you missed the big promotion they were going to offer you.

    I wish I had unlimited supplies of coffee.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You don't, but since you skipped this meeting you missed the big promotion they were going to offer you.

    I wish I had unlimited supplies of coffee.

    Granted. But coffee makers cease to exist. Start sucking on those raw coffee beans.

    I wish my imagination wasn't so mean spirited.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
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    granted, but then you realize that's the spirit of this game and fall right back into old habits.

    I wish men would stop wearing skinny jeans.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    They did, now they wear booty shorts.

    I wish I could take a week off.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    They did, now they wear booty shorts.

    I wish I could take a week off.

    Granted. You physically remove a week off of everyone's life spans. Chaos ensues and there are plenty of angry people on their way to your house to sacrifice you to the volcano so they get their week back.

    I wish I understood this job request.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted. You understand it, but it pisses you off so much that you have major rage issues and end up getting fired. Great job.

    I wish I already worked out this morning.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted. You understand it, but it pisses you off so much that you have major rage issues and end up getting fired. Great job.

    I wish I already worked out this morning.

    Granted, but your short term memory is shot. So you think you will need to work out again right now. And when you're done with that, you'll think you'll need to work out again right now. And when you're done with that, you'll think you'll need to work out again right now.

    I wish my purple pen tasted like grapes.
  • 1Hunie
    1Hunie Posts: 176
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    Granted, but the aftertaste tastes like pen ink

    I wish I didn't love cupcakes so much

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