I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, things now come to you very easily, however they are Thing 1 and Thing 2 from the Dr. Seuss books.

    I wish I was a fast runner.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Granted, but your not actually faster ,everyone in the world is now super slow.. this annoys the crap out of you and drives you mad as you can never get anything done, it take you 5 seconds to get to starbucks and 30 minutes to get your Latte

    I wish i was Super smart!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, you are now smarter than anyone else in the world, but everyone else is so stupid that you can't make yourself understood by them.

    I wish I could go on an all expenses paid cruise.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted you are now the toilet cleaning specialist on an all expense paid cruise ship. Bad weather and badly stored food make it the trip of a lifetime. You will now have to clean every toilet on the ship three times each day. Happy sailing.

    I wish I had the green lantern.
  • Edgec0mb
    Edgec0mb Posts: 52 Member
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    Granted, as you're walking down the street you notice something green and sparkling on the sidewalk. You approach it, it jumps up and enters your skull, eats your brain and makes you glow green. You are now a living green lantern controlled by an unknown being. Enjoy.

    I wish I had a big boat.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, you have a big boat, called the SS Minnow -- time to leave on your 3 hour tour.

    I wish I could take tomorrow off and stay home all weekend.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    Granted: You're fired. Stay home Monday while you are at it....

    I wish pizza and wings were carb and calorie free
  • Edgec0mb
    Edgec0mb Posts: 52 Member
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    Granted: All pizza and wings are now made of ice and are tasteless. Enjoy your meals!

    I wish chores did themselves so I never have to do them.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: chores do them selves because all inanimate objects now have life. We are all freaking out. Thanks, dude. The toaster is trying to kill me.

    Wish: I could defeat the toaster
  • Edgec0mb
    Edgec0mb Posts: 52 Member
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    Granted: You defeat the toaster by jumping in it, in the space where bread goes. While you're defeating it, the toaster toasts you and you turn into a toasted toast for the rest of your life... which ends as soon as someone needs a toast for their meal. Congratulations!

    I wish my chair wasn't broken.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Edgec0mb wrote: »
    Granted: You defeat the toaster by jumping in it, in the space where bread goes. While you're defeating it, the toaster toasts you and you turn into a toasted toast for the rest of your life... which ends as soon as someone needs a toast for their meal. Congratulations!

    I wish my chair wasn't broken.

    Granted, your chair is perfect. Your depth perception however is completely screwed. You aim for the chair and miss by several feet each and every time. Your coworkers take advantage of this and in a twist of a prank, place the chair right next to you. Without fail, you buttplant to the browsing hoots and hollers of the entire office. Good show. Good times.

    I wish snowflakes would turn into dollar bills upon landing.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: snowflakes turn to bills, but only when you exotic dance for the ladies of the crush thread. Only problem is, the ladies keep catching them to stuff them in your dance micro shorts before they hit the ground, so they are snowflakes until they hit ground, per your wish request, so you have a pant full of snow. No cash. So much work for no pay.

    Wish: a fair price
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    granted you get a fair price on buying 1 jelly bean, congrats

    I wish the the Dallas cowboys would win the next 10 superbowls in a row!
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, as now they are the only NFL team allowed to play. But then they have no opponent and the games are a little . . . yawn.

    I wish for a good hair day.
  • julziepal
    julziepal Posts: 16
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    Grantd, but it all falls out tomorrow night at the stroke of midnight........I wish, I wish I was a fish.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    julziepal wrote: »
    I wish, I wish I was a fish.
    Granted, but I'm trying to save water, can't spare you any. Sorry and RIP!
    I wish Man never needed a dr.

  • AlainaKayy
    AlainaKayy Posts: 206 Member
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    Granted: But the first time you get sick, you infect the rest of the population.

    I wish I had a million dollars.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, but then everyone else got a million dollars also. Your million was devalued, now you can buy one thing a the Million Dollar Store. Happy shopping.

    I wish for a kayak.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    Granted, you are strapped in and headed down a white-water level 10 river

    I wish I could find frozen fruit bars that are unsweetened.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    granted...you spend hours in the kitchen juicing and pulping and straining and waiting..to make 1 single unsweetend fruit bar...enjoy


    granted i wish someone would make me an unsweetend fruit bar

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