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  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, it is a better movie. . . about how to assemble robots for assembly line work.

    I wish I could have one of those pancake wrapped butter sticks, I miss butter.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    Granted, but (I don't know what you're talking about) you gain 5lb

    I wish it would get warmer so I can ride my bike.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    Granted: you're toasty warm & riding your bike on a tight wire 50 feet high. No net. Death defier! Don't let the cheering crowd distract you!

    Wish: the box would open
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted. It's filled with snakes tat are pissed and hungry, so they try to eat you and you get poisoned from all the bites.

    I wish I had done my work earlier.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    Granted: you did your work so early, that you & coworkers decided to have cocktails in the break room & overindulged. Your boss found you the next morning. Hangovers & performance reviews do not mix.

    Wish: that door had not opened
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted it stays shut but it's a glass door and you constantly run into it..

    I wish opportunity would knock
  • SangreViento
    SangreViento Posts: 289 Member
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    Granted: it did, but you were too busy texting whilst on the toilet

    I wish I could lose 15 kilos overnight
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted. Some of your limbs were chopped off while you slept.

    I wish I could have thought one an answer that wasn't so sadistic.
  • SangreViento
    SangreViento Posts: 289 Member
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    Granted: You did, but the user above became upset and offended anyway

    I wish I could not be so socially awkward
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted they are forever full of rainbows and unicorns. But now everyone wants to bludgeon you for being too cheerful.

    I wish they wouldn't bludgeon you
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, you are now the life of the party, every party, every day, never ending buffet lines and open bar.

    I wish it was Saturday.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    Granted: it's saturday, but only because you were knocked unconscious for days. Don't wish that upon yourself. Lost time.

    Wish: it was time
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    It's time..time to make the donut s

    I wish I had a donut
  • SangreViento
    SangreViento Posts: 289 Member
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    Granted: you do, but a passer-by police officer yanks it right out of your hand :(

    I wish it would snow
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted you shake out your head and the dandruff falls..look at it snow!!!

    I wish auto correct wasn't kicking my *kitten*
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted. You're just a horrible speller.

    Wish: I didn't still have 5 hours of work to do. :/
  • SangreViento
    SangreViento Posts: 289 Member
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    Granted: You don't but going home, you are stuck in traffic for 5 hours (on a crowded dirty bus)

    I wish jaymvita would return already so people would stop missing him so!
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted its 10 hours quit slacking

    I wish I had a personal assistant
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted. She hates you and does everything purposely wrong. Now you have twice as much to do.

    I wish my husband didn't have to work late.
  • SangreViento
    SangreViento Posts: 289 Member
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    Granted: You do, he's a 75 year old thieving scoundrel

    I wish I lived in a Mansion

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