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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Granted, but they only exist in the Land of Make Believe....which is where you now live.

    I wish I liked the taste of ear wax.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted..and I can't mess that up because it already is lol

    I wish I could unread that
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted and not gonna mess it up for you! GONE!!!


    I wish I could make a lot of things be gone!
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
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    I wish I could make a lot of things be gone!

    GRANTED, but so is everything and everyone that you love


    I wish that I could end all of the world's wars.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you end all of the world's wars by detonating a nuclear device that wipes all of the countries off the map.

    I wish I had my own harem.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, but they are two years old. You will have to change many diapers and wait many years to enjoy.

    I wish I could make happy this afternoon.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    granted by the evening your miserable again

    I wish i was Optimus Prime
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    You have mentioned this before, I do not know of this Optimus Prime. I will have to check with the addicts to see if any of them know who this is. So granted, but I am not in the know.

    I wish I was at the beach.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you are at the beach...with Optimus Prime

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    He makes having sunscreen applied, well, just awkward. And painful.

    I wish: the vortex wasn't pulling me in.....
  • legowrangler
    legowrangler Posts: 229 Member
    Granted but the vortex has is actually an awesome place
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    The vortex is such an awesome place it sucked your wish right off your message!

    I wish I could trade my wife in for 2 - 28 year olds
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, two twenty eight year old bicycles, enjoy!

    I wish I was a pop star.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    cblue315 wrote: »
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    I wish I was a pop star.

    Granted, you are now a star, on the side of a bottle of pop.

    I wish that all pedophiles were instantly cured.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, they are all cured but you now have a strange attraction to them and date a different one each day.

    I wish I was living on a tropical island
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, tropical island it is. However you are a domestic, cleaning toilets for a living. Oh, so close and yet so far.

    I wish I looked like the sexy iceberg @coolraul07‌
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted your an iceberg ...wait is that the titanic??

    I wish I was king of the world
  • jadumz
    jadumz Posts: 80 Member
    Granted. You're king of the world but there's no one else there.

    I wish I had the motivation to not eat the last cookie in the cupboard
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you no longer have those cravings, in fact you now have severe anorexia and are too thin.

    I wish I could take a few months off and go on a long cruise.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted you go on a very long cruise bc the ship stops working no one ever saves you and you face either swimming hundred of miles to shore or die slowly and hungry

    I wish I was a rock star
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Granted: but youre a rock star energy drink and you get bought by a trucker on a very long non stop drive

    I wish every time I breathed a million dollars got deposited into my bank account
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    ldrosophila wrote: »
    Granted: but youre a rock star energy drink and you get bought by a trucker on a very long non stop drive

    I wish every time I breathed a million dollars got deposited into my bank account

    Granted. But for every dollar that gets deposited, one person STOPS breathing for good. Anyone who touches that money gets bumped to the top of the Breath of Death list. Your macabre story goes viral quickly and no one will take your money. Meanwhile people keep dropping dead because you keep depositing money. A lynch mob forms quickly and you are no on the run for your life. The harder you run, the more you breathe, the more people die, the less you can actually spend of your cursed money.

    Keep running. They will either find you or you will be alone on a barren planet ... But you'll be RICH!

    I wish I could turn it off.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Jay - where do you get this stuff? Will be hard to top that one.

    Granted, Jay you can now turn it off, but then instead of one person dying every inhale in now happens at every exhale. Idrosophila now tries to hold his breath and passes out. But every time that happens another day is taken from everyone's life.

    I wish Jay had not made this so hard.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, this is not so hard, but neither is something that men love -- they all experience ED now and have you to thank for it.

    I wish I was married to a hot 25 year old.
  • blossomholly
    blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member
    Granted but she was cheating on you with other hot 25 year olds

    I wish I will never get wrinkles
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you will never get wrinkles, but the case of severe acne that you get makes up for it -- your face now looks like the lunar surface.

    I wish it was spring already.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    It is spring already, springs in the sofa.

    I wish that million dollar sale would walk in the door today.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, that sale does come in the door but it goes to someone else and you are left to make them coffee.

    I wish I could leave work and go on a vacation with a young lady for the next month.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
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    I wish I could leave work and go on a vacation with a young lady for the next month.

    Granted, but you find out too late that she's on Interpol's most wanted list.

    I wish I knew the winning numbers for tonite's Mega Millions drawing.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    coolraul07 wrote: »
    kjm3579 wrote: »
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    I wish I could leave work and go on a vacation with a young lady for the next month.

    Granted, but you find out too late that she's on Interpol's most wanted list.

    I wish I knew the winning numbers for tonite's Mega Millions drawing.

    Granted. But your short term memory is completely non-existent.

    Granted. But your short term memory is completely non-existent.

    Granted. But your short term memory is completely non-existent.

    Granted. But your short term memory is completely non-existent.

    Granted. But your short term memory is completely non-existent.

    Granted. But your short term memory is completely non-existent.

    Granted. But your short term memory is completely non-existent.

    Granted. But your short term memory is completely non-existent.

    I wish someone would remind him of what he forgot already.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited February 2015
    Granted: you remind him & all of us what we have forgotten. It's why we seek distraction. (I'm not going to tell you either). Keep searching for the answers yourself, lazy brain.

    Wish: our brains were fully functioning in the dish for up to 50 yards.
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