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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted, you live on the beach now, homeless with now where to go

    I wish I had something to do tonight
  • suncluster
    suncluster Posts: 539 Member
    Granted. You need to finish your taxes

    I wish I could color my hair without having to bleach the crap out of it first
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, you get to pick belly button lint at the homeless shelter. Suck it up and get to work.
    I wish I remembered what happened last night.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted, it involved starring in the donkey show eeep

    I wish I had a flying car
  • hatchey
    hatchey Posts: 33
    Granted, but Marty McFly came back to the past to take the car back to the future.

    I wish I had a pet dinosaur
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted, your pet Trex goes on a rampage eating neighborhood kids, swat is brought in to take it down killing it and you in the process

    I wish I could punch through walls
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but like Jurassic park..it turns on you and your now lunch


    I wish summer was here
  • exlibrissilvio
    exlibrissilvio Posts: 69 Member
    Granted, but you die of heatstroke.

    I wish I had infinite youth & health.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted but now all your family and loved ones grow old and die...you are left alone
    I wish my friends to all be happy.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Another opportunity to double down. tibo1783 punching through walls is the only way to to make slimgirljo's friends happy, he now has broken all the bones in both hands and slimgirljo's friends are still begging for more. It turns into a gladiator type event where tibo1783 is battling with walls in a stadium full of walls. Slimgirljo's friends are now so blood thirsty they go on a rampage dragging random people off the street to battle the walls in the stadium. Slimgirljo, why are your friends so bloodthirsty?

    I wish tibo 1783 a speedy recovery for his hands and slimgirljo would find some nicer friends.
  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
    Granted, that guy's hands are now deadlier than ever and cause many people pain, and now she has such nice friends she doesnt even acknowledge your existence

    I wish slogans like "You don't have to agree with what the government does, but you should still support the troops" didn't exist. Such a cliche propaganda technique.

    Nvm, new wish: I wish that slogan didnt piss me off so much.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Granted, but you don't get to keep any of it.

    I wish it was spring already.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but your allergies force you to stay inside anyway


    I wish I had a gardener
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you have the gardener, but in addition to plowing the ground to prep for your veggies, he is plowing through your fridge & pantry. He gets hungry. You've got nothing to dine on. It's take out again for you. Dude is wrecking your diet.

    Wish: the secret was out of the bag
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    The secret is out of the bag, Victoria's secret - too bad your husband is wearing them....

    I wish I had enough calories left for popcorn.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Ha ha!

    Granted: you will, if you go outside right now & run around the house ten times like I did.

    Wish: the time was now!
  • AZTallguy
    AZTallguy Posts: 154 Member
    Granted. And by the time you read this it's gone.

    I wish I could be a master sculptor.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you are a master in sculpting. But you suffer for your art. Cutting off ears? That's just the start of it for you. You're in pieces.

    Wish: a box of band-aids & boo boo juice for that guy.
  • AZTallguy
    AZTallguy Posts: 154 Member
    Granted. You've created Frankenstein.

    I wish I could speed read.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you're an accomplished speed reader, but only of cereal box ingredients. Spending lots of time in the breakfast aisle from now on.

    Wish: Bloody Mary wouldn't appear in the mirror
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted but the boxes were empty and just made the guy disappointed

    I wish I could kick through walls aswell
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    AZTallguy wrote: »
    Granted. You've created Frankenstein.

    I wish I could speed read.

    Granted, but you can only read backwards thus spoiling every book you read forever.

    I wish I didn't have a funnel cake sitting in front of me right now.
  • AZTallguy
    AZTallguy Posts: 154 Member
    Granted. You're on top of Mt. St. Hellen's

    I wish I had a different Corvette for every day of the week.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: you're an accomplished speed reader, but only of cereal box ingredients. Spending lots of time in the breakfast aisle from now on.

    Wish: Bloody Mary wouldn't appear in the mirror

    Granted. She appears kneeling beside your bed at eye level ... Her fetid breath snaking across your skin ... Eyes bleeding and staining your sheets as she leans in closer ... Waiting ... as if she's been watching you all night waiting for you wake up so she can POUNCE

    I wish you didn't just wet yourself.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited February 2015
    Quad Grant: the granted walls were knocked down in order to get away from the funnel cake, using all 7 of that dudes granted corvettes, and I did not wet myself, but you three did in all the chaos.

    Wish: they would not make me work so hard.
  • AZTallguy
    AZTallguy Posts: 154 Member
    edited February 2015
    @jaymvita Granted. You did.

    I wish I could tell my secret mfp crush that I like them.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    AZTallguy wrote: »
    Granted. You did.

    I wish I could tell my secret mfp crush that I like them.

    Granted but as soften happens in a game of Telephone, the message starts out "I really like you" but ends up as "I'd really hike a long distance just to get as far away from your mutated visage as possible because you, you vomitus mass, make me cringe in horror." Honest mistake really.

    I wish I were invited to more play dates.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited February 2015
    Granted: you can in the multiple crush, uncrushed, marry, date, turn to candy, drool over food threads provided. But it won't change anything. Not the real world.

    Wish: it was out in space
    AZTallguy wrote: »
    @jaymvita Granted. You did.

    I wish I could tell my secret mfp crush that I like them.

  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    AZTallguy wrote: »
    Granted. You did.

    I wish I could tell my secret mfp crush that I like them.

    Granted but as soften happens in a game of Telephone, the message starts out "I really like you" but ends up as "I'd really hike a long distance just to get as far away from your mutated visage as possible because you, you vomitus mass, make me cringe in horror." Honest mistake really.

    I wish I were invited to more play dates.

    Granted: you are, as long as you bring the homemade funnel cake, leopard, rhinestone suit & the abs.

    Wish: it was not so out of control

  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, you now have ultimate control. . . over the cereal boxes read by AZTallguy. Nice gig.

    I wish I was president of the USA.

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