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  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
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    Granted- But youll never be allowed there

    I wish I could eat copious amounts of italian food to get thinner.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    JD2006 wrote: »
    Granted- But youll never be allowed there

    I wish I could eat copious amounts of italian food to get thinner.

    Granted but you're the middle segment of the human centipede. Bon appetit.

    I wish I hadn't gone there.
  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
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    jaymvita wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    Granted- But youll never be allowed there

    I wish I could eat copious amounts of italian food to get thinner.

    Granted but you're the middle segment of the human centipede. Bon appetit.

    I wish I hadn't gone there.

    Granted- but you would have went somewhere even worse, if possible.

    Wish I wouldnt have googled that.
  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
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    Granted- but you used the inferior Bing instead

    I wish Trotsky took over for Lenin instead of Stalin, so that the USSR would've slowly become a more social democratic state, similar to Scandinavia, leading Trotsky and fellow "Trotskyist" leaders to negotiate with Truman and the other presidents, leading to cooperation and possibly a partnership, making the Cold War have never happened, which is the root to (some) global problems today.

    (smart@$$ mode engaged)
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted. But in following the idea of the butterfly effect, one small change can have catastrophic consequences. This was a LARGE change, so after your wish was granted, aliens from another universe came and blew up our planet. No cold war. No global warming. No earth. Great wish. ;) Thanks!

    I wish it wasn't so cold in the house right now.
  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
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    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted. But in following the idea of the butterfly effect, one small change can have catastrophic consequences. This was a LARGE change, so after your wish was granted, aliens from another universe came and blew up our planet. No cold war. No global warming. No earth. Great wish. ;) Thanks!

    I wish it wasn't so cold in the house right now.

    Granted - the inside of your house is now on fire

    I wish more people thought this game was as entertaining as I do
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted. And because they do, you're never able to play anymore. They keep jumping you and ignore your posts.

    Thanks for the house fire. Awesome.

    I wish my house was fireproof.
  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
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    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted. And because they do, you're never able to play anymore. They keep jumping you and ignore your posts.

    Thanks for the house fire. Awesome.

    I wish my house was fireproof.

    Granted - because fire proofing doesnt have insulation, you are once again in a cold house



  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    At least I have a house now....

    you had no wish.

    I wish you had made a wish.
  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
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    Granted - Now you are bored of this game

    I wish that my muscles didn't produce lactic acid when I train
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Granted! Now your muscle overheat and die from overheating
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted. Now it produces beer, so you are always drunk...and that's not a good thing. You get fired because you are always inebriated. You lose your home because you can't pay rent/mortgage. And you can't fix it because you are....still always drunk.

    I wish my body didn't need to sleep, so I could have more hours in the day to get things done.

  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Granted!
    Now the days are longer and you have wayyyy more things to do

    I wish I didn't have network slowness so I could enjoy being in here with all my friends more
  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
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    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Granted! Now your muscle overheat and die from overheating

    This is false. Many professional athletes dont produce lactic acid, and they perform better because of it

    I wish I wasn't so peculiar in my posting tonight

  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
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    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Granted!
    Now the days are longer and you have wayyyy more things to do

    I wish I didn't have network slowness so I could enjoy being in here with all my friends more

    Woops, skipped this

    Granted - you now have gotten too many friend requests, and your account somehow glitches, and is erased
  • elephant2mouse
    elephant2mouse Posts: 906 Member
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    ZooksBrah wrote: »
    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Granted! Now your muscle overheat and die from overheating

    This is false. Many professional athletes dont produce lactic acid, and they perform better because of it

    I wish I wasn't so peculiar in my posting tonight

    Granted, you're now banned from Mfp. No more posting for you!

    I wish i could eat anything I wanted as much as I wanted and still lose weight!

  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
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    Granted - just like in Stephen King's "Thinner", you will now lose all the weight that keeps you alive. You will eventually become skin and bones. Literally.

    I wish I could nap at work
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    ZooksBrah wrote: »
    Granted - just like in Stephen King's "Thinner", you will now lose all the weight that keeps you alive. You will eventually become skin and bones. Literally.

    I wish I could nap at work

    Granted, but now you're a raging narcoleptic and you seem to always fall asleep when your boss is directly addressing you. Pack your desk, you're done here

    I wish I didn't have that extra helping last night.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    You didn't but when you went to bed it ate you instead! :open_mouth:

    I wish someone would bring me breakfast in bed!
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Granted
    But he is a rapest

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