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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • AZTallguy
    AZTallguy Posts: 154 Member
    edited February 2015
    Granted. Oregon, Missouri population 857

    I wish I could have my own exotic island.

  • Evenstranger
    Evenstranger Posts: 69 Member
    Granted - you have an exotic island, and you are its only inhabitant - apart from a volleyball, onto which you've painted a face. You've named the volleyball, talk to it at length, and argue with about the lack of anything resembling toilet paper. You find yourself developing romantic feelings for the volleyball, racked with the guilt over such an illicit relationship. The volleyball becomes uncomfortable with your romantic gestures, decides to leave you, files a restraining order, and leaves you completely and utterly alone. You die sunburned and heartbroken. The seagulls pick at your eyes.

    I wish I was a star in a Broadway musical.
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    Granted, but the leading role is a woman.

    I wish I could stop time.
  • AZTallguy
    AZTallguy Posts: 154 Member
    Granted. You've stopped time and you can't restart it because you're frozen.

    I wish I had a monkey.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you now have a monkey, it's your first born child -- wonder what your spouse looks like.

    I wish it was warmer here.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted..welcome to hell

    i wish i didnt fear the reaper
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted you don't, The Reaper is your best friend, but he works long hours & you never get to hang out. Bummer.

    Wish: his friends were more available to him
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted you don't, The Reaper is your best friend, but he works long hours & you never get to hang out. Bummer.

    Wish: his friends were more available to him
    Done, but they eat all your food, trash your house, and never go home.

    I wish I looked awesome in a bikini.
  • mrron2u
    mrron2u Posts: 919 Member
    "I wish I looked awesome in a bikini."

    Granted - but every time you go outside in a bikini it starts snowing!

    I wish I had a time machine.


  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you look awesome in that tiny string bikini, but now, all the creeps approach you in addition to the nice guys. But the creep stalkers always get to you first and block the boys you really want. Too much of a bad thing. Here- take this cover up.

    Wish: I could find the missing idol
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted its right where you left it...maybe you should get that forgetfullness checked out!!

    i wish i hadnt stolen her idol
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you give the idol back to me- but you absorbed the curse, and I get it back curse free! Thanks for taking that hit! I'm riding happy with my prize.

    Wish: I could just smash it
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted you smash your toes into the coffee table..you look funny hopping around, swearing

    I wish that Cindy's pain wasnt so funny
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted! "It" is mashed potatoes and you are in a contract to smash them using only a fork, 20 hrs each day for life!

    I'd like some mashed potatoes!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted: but you dont get to eat them... you serve them at the cafeteria...you are a lunch lady....
    I wish I had more patience
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you now have so much patience that you wait for everyone else to do something and as a result get nothing done for yourself.

    I wish I could move to a tropical island.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Granted. But there's no flush toilets.

    I wish I could win the London Marathon.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted! First prize is cleaning up the streets after the Marathon is over!

    I wish I had a Million Dollars!
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    Granted, but now, you are the only one in the world with money.
    I wish he loved me back
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, he does love you back, but he lives on the other side of the world on a remote island with no means of escape.

    I wish I could get a good nights sleep
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    Granted, but now you are in a deep somber and no one will be able to wake you up for 20 years.

    I wish I never had to work again.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you never have to work again as you are now a homeless vagrant living on the streets and sleeping over a steam vent.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    I wish it was 4 pm.
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    Granted, and now you will wake up every day reliving the same day.
    I wish I was a good dancer.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted your the best dancer you know...in your living room!!!

    i wish i could zumba...(i cant!!)
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you can now zumba. However, you now forget how to do any fitness activities except for zumba.

    I wish I could have someone exercise for me.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: someone exercises their right to citizen arrest you. 30 days in solitary. So lonely.

    Wish: I could house Roger the Alien in my attic, with his wigs & antics...
  • LifeInAWay
    LifeInAWay Posts: 50 Member
    Granted: But he shaves your head during the night for a new wig.

    Wish: That money really did grow on trees.
  • pipsqueak1990
    pipsqueak1990 Posts: 791 Member
    granted: Money does grow on trees but once you pick it it dies and disappears :(

    Wished : I could go back In time...
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
    Granted you'd go back too far and be a cave woman and wouldn't live very long.

    I wish I lived closer to the beach

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