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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    baconboobies wrote: »
    Granted, but it's stolen, the police are searching for you.

    I wish I had more food!

    Ha great name

    Granted but it's dog food


    I wish I had a Twinkie
  • kloet_22
    kloet_22 Posts: 1,691 Member
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    Granted but now you ARE a Twinkie

    I wish I wasn't alone
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    edited January 2015
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    Granted..but everyone one you know is now camped in your bedroom and they won't leave.

    I wish someone would bring me some water so I didn't have to get up
  • kloet_22
    kloet_22 Posts: 1,691 Member
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    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted..but everyone one you know is now camped in your bedroom and they won't leave.

    I wish someone would bring me some water so I didn't have to get up

    Well I'm not in my room so that works :wink:
    Granted: here's some water...from the toilet

    I wish I had more friends on here :(
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted but they are all creeps and want noods

    I wish I was a chess master
  • runningagainstmyself
    runningagainstmyself Posts: 616 Member
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    Granted. But then your kid kicks your *kitten* in a friendly match.

    I wish I had a bottle of wine to drink tonight.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted..mad dog....enjoy your headache

    I wish I was at a party
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited January 2015
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    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted..mad dog....enjoy your headache

    I wish I was at a party

    Granted, it's a pity party. And you're the host and only guest.

    I wish I knew where that sound was coming from!
  • kloet_22
    kloet_22 Posts: 1,691 Member
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    jaymvita wrote: »
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted..mad dog....enjoy your headache

    I wish I was at a party

    Granted, it's a pity party. And you're the host and only guest.

    I wish I knew where that sound was coming from!

    Granted but now you know and it's getting louder and won't stop!

    I wish I had something to do
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    kloet_22 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted..mad dog....enjoy your headache

    I wish I was at a party

    Granted, it's a pity party. And you're the host and only guest.

    I wish I knew where that sound was coming from!

    Granted but now you know and it's getting louder and won't stop!

    I wish I had something to do

    Granted, you're doing time for a crime you didn't commit. Life sentence.

    I wish I didn't enjoy donuts so much.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted here is everyone from this threads laundry..get busy

    I wish some one would do my laundry
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted here is everyone from this threads laundry..get busy

    I wish some one would do my laundry

    Granted, but the resulting scandal from allowing strangers to have sexual relations with your laundry gets you fired and ostracized. Sicko.

    I wish I could unsee that.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    jaymvita wrote: »
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted here is everyone from this threads laundry..get busy

    I wish some one would do my laundry

    Granted, but the resulting scandal from allowing strangers to have sexual relations with your laundry gets you fired and ostracized. Sicko.

    I wish I could unsee that.
    Lol awesome

    Granted you use a 12 volt drill to tap into your brain..enjoy the drool



    I wish I could beat the lie detector test
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    handyrunner wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted here is everyone from this threads laundry..get busy

    I wish some one would do my laundry

    Granted, but the resulting scandal from allowing strangers to have sexual relations with your laundry gets you fired and ostracized. Sicko.

    I wish I could unsee that.
    Lol awesome

    Granted you use a 12 volt drill to tap into your brain..enjoy the drool



    I wish I could beat the lie detector test

    Granted. You beat it good. To pieces in fact. Your knuckles are bloodied and broken but you beat that damn test!

    The police are less than impressed.

    I wish I had the escape powers of Houdini.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted your able to escape from anything..except your house..How do you work those doors


    I wish I could do card tricks
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
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    Granted- but every time you touch a card, you get a horrendous paper cut.
    - I wish I wasn't sick anymore!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    amberstarrcogle wrote: »
    Granted- but every time you touch a card, you get a horrendous paper cut.
    - I wish I wasn't sick anymore!

    Granted, but you're in a coma. A healthy coma.

    I wish I knew the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow.
  • jazzyjay1022
    jazzyjay1022 Posts: 42 Member
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    Granted. But you don't know if it's African or European.

    I wish I had Kim k's butt!!!
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
    edited January 2015
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    jazzyjay1022 wrote: »
    Granted. But you don't know if it's African or European.

    I wish I had Kim k's butt!!!

    Granted: but you have to stop at the gas station every 30 minutes to full it with air.
    I wish I had cake!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    amberstarrcogle wrote: »
    jazzyjay1022 wrote: »
    Granted. But you don't know if it's African or European.

    I wish I had Kim k's butt!!!

    Granted: but you have to stop at the gas station every 30 minutes to full it with air.
    I wish I had cake!

    Granted but you can't eat it too.

    I wish I knew the way to Santa Fe.

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