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  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted: you run like the wind, fart like a dog who ate a pound of beans, and smell like a dead fish.

    I wish I could be a lady of leisure: days filled with lunch with friends, massages, pedicures, reading books, and traveling.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, but now you are only attracted to old homeless women with beards

    I wish I could get some sleep tonight
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: you get sleep full of visits with Fred Krueger. One two, Freddy's coming for you!

    Wish: I had calories left in my budget for dessert.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    Granted, but all you drop it on the way to the table.

    I wish my blood pressure was back to normal.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    It is, but your heart stopped beating

    I wish I din't need glasses and had perfect vision
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted, but now you cannot smell or eat solid foods. Woo hoo!

    I wish I worked out this morning.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted, but now you cannot smell or eat solid foods. Woo hoo!

    I wish I worked out this morning.

    Granted, but you also pulled every muscles in your body and can't move. And you REALLY have to pee.

    I wish I invented bubble wrap.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    You did, but now you are dead and wrapped in it in a box somewhere.

    I wish I could sleep in today.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, in fact you sleep in every day. In fact, you can't wake up. In fact, you're in a coma. In fact, you're gonna be late for work.

    I wish you'd wake the hell up.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited January 2015
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    Granted: she has awakened the forces of hell. Unfortunately, they all want to stay at your house & hang out. And they expect snack trays.

    Wish: the flu would end
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: she has awakened the forces of hell. Unfortunately, they all want to stay at your house & hang out. And they expect snack trays.

    Wish: the flu would end

    Well played. ;)

    Granted, the flu ends ... but the Black Plague returns with a vengeance. Along with all the rats. Good choice.

    I wish I was the Bionic Man.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    ha!

    Granted: you also wash yourself with a rag on a stick. You are what you eat.

    Wish: free coffee refills at Starbucks
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    ha!

    Granted: you also wash yourself with a rag on a stick. You are what you eat.

    Wish: free coffee refills at Starbucks

    Granted, refills come from the half-empties they collect from the trash can. Drink up.

    I wish I had a large pizza in front of me right now.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, in fact you sleep in every day. In fact, you can't wake up. In fact, you're in a coma. In fact, you're gonna be late for work.

    I wish you'd wake the hell up.

    That was a little harsh! :'(
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    jaymvita wrote: »
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    ha!

    Granted: you also wash yourself with a rag on a stick. You are what you eat.

    Wish: free coffee refills at Starbucks

    Granted, refills come from the half-empties they collect from the trash can. Drink up.

    I wish I had a large pizza in front of me right now.

    You do, but it's rotten and covered in maggots!


    I wish I could eat more for breakfast!
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited January 2015
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    Granted: the pizza is in front of you. Looks & smells delicious. Your favorite toppings. But unfortunately you are tied to the chair and the awakened hell demon guests are eating it in front of you. A special torture.

    Wish: everyone had to wear a funny hat today
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    granted: at spnn..you eat what you like dear. You look great. :)

    Wish: we weren't so funny mean, right?
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, in fact you sleep in every day. In fact, you can't wake up. In fact, you're in a coma. In fact, you're gonna be late for work.

    I wish you'd wake the hell up.

    That was a little harsh! :'(

    How about a back rub to make up for it? ;)
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    granted: at spnn..you eat what you like dear. You look great. :)

    Wish: we weren't so funny mean, right?

    Granted, now we're just mean, spiteful, nasty little hobbitses. Put on some shoes already!

    I wish I ruled in hell rather than served in heaven.

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