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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    I wish it was warmer here.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    I wish it was warmer here.

    Granted. Welcome to Hell. You're cage is over there in the corner and the hot pokers will be inserted momentarily. Please try to look like you're enjoying it and didn't mind the smell of your burning flesh.

    I wish I didn't see those things every time I closed my eyes.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, you have now lost all capacity to dream and have no imagination!

    I wish I remembered my Good dreams!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited February 2015
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Granted, you have now lost all capacity to dream and have no imagination!

    I wish I remembered my Good dreams!

    Granted. Now you remember all your dreams except the ungood ones.

    I wish your didn't take away my imagination.
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
    granted! but all the kitties in your city then come to live with you :O

    I wish I never had to sleep!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you never sleep again, however you now get increasing so tired that you can't function in daily life.

    I wish I could spend a week with a 28 year old woman.
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    Granted you spend a week with a 28 year old woman, You're in a coma and she's your hospice nurse before they pull the plug.

    I wish I wasn't so tired today
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, your not tired at all. However, you find that you can no longer sleep and eventually your lack of sleep keeps you from daily life.

    I wish I won the powerball lottery.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted! Now your wife and children are conspiring to murder you for your fortune!

    I wish I had a fresh cup of coffee right now!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you have a fresh cup of coffee. However, its made from a rare coffee delivered by air express and charged directly as a deduction from all of your future pay checks.

    I wish I didn't have to work anymore.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited February 2015
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Granted! Now your wife and children are conspiring to murder you for your fortune!

    I wish I had a fresh cup of coffee right now!

    Granted, your cup of coffee now has a potty mouth and calls you all kinds of demeaning names as well as insults your sense of fashion. So much so that you begin to weep into your coffee which only makes him fresher ... And stronger.

    I wish I had the stealth of a ninja.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You do, but your 1000 pounds and it's hard to hide when that big.

    I wish I had the secret to happiness.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited February 2015
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You do, but your 1000 pounds and it's hard to hide when that big.

    I wish I had the secret to happiness.

    granted : the secret is revealed to you. Too bad you did not wish for the happiness that goes with knowing the secret. Boo hoo. Happiness still eludes you.

    Wish: to tear down the wall

  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited February 2015
    Granted the wall is gone, now you see EVERYTHING. Including your 600 pound naked stalker. Yikes!

    I wish someone would make supper for me tonight.
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    Granted, someone makes supper for you tonight, but you were unable to attend due to prior obligations.

    I wish I would lose this head cold
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    granted but now u have chest cold

    I wish water was the color red.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: it's blood. End of days. Take cover.

    Wish: the sun would come out tomorrow, tomorrow
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    granted the sun came out and then it got cloudy again

    I wish i was the sole owner of the Dallas Cowboys
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
    granted, but now you have to eat only stadium food and you gain 500 lbs.

    I wish Batman was my boyfriend
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted, You now take a comic book to dinner and movies on friday nights, the kissing is kind of awkward.. for batman

    I wish i drove a farrari
  • softblondechick
    softblondechick Posts: 1,275 Member
    Granted,you just test drove a new Ferrari into a retaining wall.

    I wish I had won the Powerball.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    granted, but u were too late to claim the prize

    I wish i could run faster than a speeding bullet
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
    Granted, but you run into something the first try and kill yourself. Ouch.

    Batman was a mistake. I really want Captain America for my boyfriend.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    MoriahJN wrote: »
    Granted, but you run into something the first try and kill yourself. Ouch.

    Batman was a mistake. I really want Captain America for my boyfriend.

    Granted. Cap is your boyfriend and after a whirlwind first date, you invite him back to your place. After a few cocktails, you coax him to your bedroom and onto your bed JUST as the Super Soldier Serum wears off. He turns to dust in your hands and you sneeze him out the open window. You get to keep his suit and shield though.

    I wish I ruled in Hell rather than served in Heaven.
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
    Granted but, uh...you're in Hell. You don't want to be there, trust me...

    I wish I had a pet unicorn!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    MoriahJN wrote: »
    Granted but, uh...you're in Hell. You don't want to be there, trust me...

    I wish I had a pet unicorn!
    Granted. Your unicorn is a wild beast that eats all your other pets and pees all over your furniture.

    I wish I didn't have vertigo.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, you no longer have vertigo, you have vertical blinds, the plastic ones, great look for your house.
    I wish I had finished college.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted.,you have a degree in underwater basket weaving. Super useful. Congrats.

    I wish I could fall asleep.
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
    Bam, you're asleep. But you have the worst nightmares of your life.

    I wish I could have mac'n'cheese every day!
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, you can have mac and cheese every day, it appears on your wallpaper, screen saver, all your letter head and the header for every text you send.

    I wish I was in England.
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