Welcome to Fun and Games! Many of the discussions in this category are games based on responding to the most recent comment. Please take a moment to refresh the page and make sure you are replying to the most recent comment to keep the game going!

I grant then ruin someone's wish...

Options
14748505253133

Replies

  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Options
    We did, but we are stuck on two opposite sides of the islands and being chased by the native head hunters.

    I wish I could have a big yummy breakfast and not feel bad about it.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Options
    Granted, but it wouldn't have made any sense anway


    I wish Mel and I would take that trip to the desert island

    Granted but you're on the SS Minnow and the Skipper and Gilligan are your crew. And you know how that ends up.

    I wish I gave in and ate that Krispy Kreme this morning.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    edited January 2015
    Options
    You did, but someone who was sick with the plague had sneezed on it, sorry about your luck.

    I wish I were a mathematician
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    Options
    Granted, but your only device for doing calculations is an abacus.

    I wish I was taller.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    edited January 2015
    Options
    jaymvita wrote: »
    I wish Mel and I would take that trip to the desert island
    Granted but you're on the SS Minnow and the Skipper and Gilligan are your crew. And you know how that ends up.

    Stuck on an island with Mel, Ginger, AND Mary-Ann? Not exactly a "ruined" wish. Unless of course, those headhunters or the crazy Russian guy with the monkey shows up (why do I remember that?!?!?!?)

  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Options
    jaymvita wrote: »
    I wish Mel and I would take that trip to the desert island
    Granted but you're on the SS Minnow and the Skipper and Gilligan are your crew. And you know how that ends up.

    Stuck on an island with Mel, Ginger, AND Mary-Ann? Not exactly a "ruined" wish. Unless of course, those headhunters or the crazy Russian guy with the monkey shows up (why do I remember that?!?!?!?)

    *fistbump* and props!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Options
    Granted, but your only device for doing calculations is an abacus.

    I wish I was taller.

    You are, but now you are 10 feet tall and can't get inside your house without crawling everywhere, even then you hit your head on the walls.

    I wish I could be a cat for a day.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Options
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Granted, but your only device for doing calculations is an abacus.

    I wish I was taller.

    You are, but now you are 10 feet tall and can't get inside your house without crawling everywhere, even then you hit your head on the walls.

    I wish I could be a cat for a day.

    Granted, but you're next on the taxidermist's list.

    I wish the snow in my driveway would just disappear.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Options
    It did, now it's on your bed. You are welcome!

    I wish I could eat pizza for each meal and not gain any weight.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Options
    Granted, welcome to extra-strength laxative pizza!

    I wish I didn't just gag at that thought.
  • RainRedfield
    RainRedfield Posts: 597 Member
    Options
    Granted, you stop gagging because you've asphyxiated on your own vomit.

    I wish I had a girlfriend.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Options
    Granted, meet Lizzie Borden.

    I wish I had a cupcake.
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    edited January 2015
    Options
    You have a cupcake, and it's stale

    I wish I could run faster
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Options
    You do, but nobody can see her but you.

    I wish I could go on a trip around the world.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Options
    Granted, but it takes you months to stop once you've started. Your joints and ligaments give out long before then though.

    I wish I were invincible.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Options
    You are, and you live to see the end of the world and are doomed to live alone forever.

    I wish I could tell when people are lying.
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    edited January 2015
    Options
    Granted you can tell when people are lying, but you believe their lies anyways

    I wish I had a super power too!
  • HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Posts: 361 Member
    edited January 2015
    Options
    Granted - Your husband tells you that he is not having an affair and definitely doesn't have aids.

    I wish i could teleport
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Options
    You do, you have super smell, but can only smell bad odors.

    I wish I knew all!
  • khaleesikhaleesi
    khaleesikhaleesi Posts: 213 Member
    Options
    @Spnneil06‌ Granted-- but then the knowledge would be too much for you, and you would become extremely depressed. (Could totally happen.)

    I wish I could change my appearance at will.