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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you have changed the world but in the process have gone insane and now live in an institution unable to see the changes you brought.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: we are all sweet snuggle kittens. No one has thumbs to use the tuna can opener though.....

    Wish: I could light the Olympic Torch

    Granted but in the process you set your self on fire...here's your gold medal for that!!!!


    I wish I was an Olympic gymnast
  • danielabe1985
    danielabe1985 Posts: 1,582 Member
    Granted but you fall and break your pelvis

    I wish I was a pro rugby player
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    danielabe1985 wrote: »
    Granted but you fall and break your pelvis

    I wish I was a pro rugby player

    Granted but right before your very first pro match ever, you are stricken with a disorder that completely inverts your sense of direction. Right is left, up is down, and your team hates you with the heat of a thousand suns after you continuously set up scores for the other team. They're waiting in the parking lot for you.

    I wish my tummy didn't hurt so much right now.
  • danielabe1985
    danielabe1985 Posts: 1,582 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    danielabe1985 wrote: »
    Granted but you fall and break your pelvis

    I wish I was a pro rugby player

    Granted but right before your very first pro match ever, you are stricken with a disorder that completely inverts your sense of direction. Right is left, up is down, and your team hates you with the heat of a thousand suns after you continuously set up scores for the other team. They're waiting in the parking lot for you.

    I wish my tummy didn't hurt so much right now.

    Damn thats a good one

    Granted, but now your tummy is better you need to eat is never satisfied, all the bad foods you've kept away from now fill your every waking moment, you devour everything you can get

    I wish I had a bugatti
  • sexygoodness
    sexygoodness Posts: 245 Member
    edited February 2015
    Granted now you have to drive me around where every I want to go whenever I want to get you are at my beckon call o:)


    I wish I had longer hair
  • danielabe1985
    danielabe1985 Posts: 1,582 Member
    sexygoodness wrote: »
    Granted now you have to drive me around where every I want to go whenever I want to get you are at my beckon call o:)


    I wish I had longer hair

    I can handle that haha

    Granted, but, now that you have long hair I get to..... hmm never mind, not for this thread lol

    I wish I could teleport myself anywhere I wanted
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, but now the only place you want to go is the hair salon, where "Tony" is always waiting for you.

    I wish my under arm flap was gone.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted - however, you now have to spend all day, every day, in the gym working out and you have no time for anything else.

    I wish I had won the powerball.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Granted - however, you now have to spend all day, every day, in the gym working out and you have no time for anything else.

    I wish I had won the powerball.

    Granted. You won the actual, physical "Powerball" which is just a ping pong ball with a number painted on it. And it's a counterfeit anyway. Share the good news! Then get back to work.

    I wish i was lounging on a beach with a drink in my hand right now.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted its but its a big cup of poison...oops it looked like mountain dew!!

    I wish jay would stop throwing up in the ocean!!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted its but its a big cup of poison...oops it looked like mountain dew!!

    I wish jay would stop throwing up in the ocean!!

    Granted, now I'm throwing up in your drink and somehow you don't seem to mind it. Which makes everyone else on the beach start throwing up. In the ocean.

    I wish @handyrunner had his taste buds back.
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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    moijo705 wrote: »
    granted but he can only taste salt


    i wish i lived in another country

    Granted. Welcome to Siberia! You might need a coat.

    I wish I could get more than 5 hours of sleep a night.
  • TheProudDadLife
    TheProudDadLife Posts: 654 Member
    granted , but you have terrible nightmares

    wish I didn't spend so much of my life commuting
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you now stay home all day as you are unemployed.

    I wish I was living with a 30 year old woman.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted. You work from home and you never have a moment of privacy. So much for walking around in the nude...

    I wish the extra terrestrials would quit abducting my neighbors...
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, they stop abducting your neighbors and they abduct you instead.

    I still wish I was living with a 30 year old woman.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Granted, they stop abducting your neighbors and they abduct you instead.

    I still wish I was living with a 30 year old woman.

    Granted. You have regressed to infancy and are home with your mom. Try to remove the image of you breastfeeding from your head. Go ahead. Try.

    I wish I had some industrial strength mind soap right now.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you have the mind soap, cases and cases of it - however you lack the ability/intellect to use it.

    I wish I lived on a tropical island.
  • miguelgonzalez192
    miguelgonzalez192 Posts: 259 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Granted, you have the mind soap, cases and cases of it - however you lack the ability/intellect to use it.

    I wish I lived on a tropical island.

    Granted but it's just like cast away
  • miguelgonzalez192
    miguelgonzalez192 Posts: 259 Member
    I wish I was a baller
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, you are the fastest melon-baller this side of the Mississippi. Melon-baller Championship is in the bag!

    I wish I remembered what my boss asked me to do.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you remember just as you are being fired.

    I wish I had millions of dollars in the bank.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Granted, you remember just as you are being fired.

    I wish I had millions of dollars in the bank.

    Granted. But your bank is off-shore, uninsured and just closed its doors for business without any way to contact them. The owners thank you for your patronage.

    I wish I had a bacon cheeseburger right now.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted. It's made of squirrel meat, but it's the best burger you've ever had!!

    I wish Santa was real.
    jaymvita wrote: »
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Granted, you remember just as you are being fired.

    I wish I had millions of dollars in the bank.

    Granted. But your bank is off-shore, uninsured and just closed its doors for business without any way to contact them. The owners thank you for your patronage.

    I wish I had a bacon cheeseburger right now.

  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    khara2012 wrote: »
    Granted. It's made of squirrel meat, but it's the best burger you've ever had!!

    I wish Santa was real.
    jaymvita wrote: »
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Granted, you remember just as you are being fired.

    I wish I had millions of dollars in the bank.

    Granted. But your bank is off-shore, uninsured and just closed its doors for business without any way to contact them. The owners thank you for your patronage.

    I wish I had a bacon cheeseburger right now.

    Granted. Santa is real, but you can't help but land yourself on the naughtiest of naughty lists so he never slides down your chimney anyway. Happy Christmas Mrs. Scrooge!

    I wish I lived in Wonka's chocolate factory.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted. You live in Wonka' chocolate factory...as a little chocolate eating cockroach, and I squash you for putting me on the naughty list and taking away my Santa dreams.

    I wish I didn't have to work.
  • Evenstranger
    Evenstranger Posts: 69 Member
    Granted - You no longer have to work. You now spend every day by the pool drinking cocktails and hanging out with your new best friends, Gilbert Gottfried, Kanye West and George W. Bush.

    I wish I had a superpower.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: your super power is killing the best thread. Lame.

    Wish: I could do what I want
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