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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, you have changed the world but in the process have gone insane and now live in an institution unable to see the changes you brought.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: we are all sweet snuggle kittens. No one has thumbs to use the tuna can opener though.....

    Wish: I could light the Olympic Torch

    Granted but in the process you set your self on fire...here's your gold medal for that!!!!


    I wish I was an Olympic gymnast
  • danielabe1985
    danielabe1985 Posts: 1,582 Member
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    Granted but you fall and break your pelvis

    I wish I was a pro rugby player
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    danielabe1985 wrote: »
    Granted but you fall and break your pelvis

    I wish I was a pro rugby player

    Granted but right before your very first pro match ever, you are stricken with a disorder that completely inverts your sense of direction. Right is left, up is down, and your team hates you with the heat of a thousand suns after you continuously set up scores for the other team. They're waiting in the parking lot for you.

    I wish my tummy didn't hurt so much right now.
  • danielabe1985
    danielabe1985 Posts: 1,582 Member
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    jaymvita wrote: »
    danielabe1985 wrote: »
    Granted but you fall and break your pelvis

    I wish I was a pro rugby player

    Granted but right before your very first pro match ever, you are stricken with a disorder that completely inverts your sense of direction. Right is left, up is down, and your team hates you with the heat of a thousand suns after you continuously set up scores for the other team. They're waiting in the parking lot for you.

    I wish my tummy didn't hurt so much right now.

    Damn thats a good one

    Granted, but now your tummy is better you need to eat is never satisfied, all the bad foods you've kept away from now fill your every waking moment, you devour everything you can get

    I wish I had a bugatti
  • sexygoodness
    sexygoodness Posts: 245 Member
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    Granted now you have to drive me around where every I want to go whenever I want to get you are at my beckon call o:)


    I wish I had longer hair
  • danielabe1985
    danielabe1985 Posts: 1,582 Member
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    sexygoodness wrote: »
    Granted now you have to drive me around where every I want to go whenever I want to get you are at my beckon call o:)


    I wish I had longer hair

    I can handle that haha

    Granted, but, now that you have long hair I get to..... hmm never mind, not for this thread lol

    I wish I could teleport myself anywhere I wanted
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, but now the only place you want to go is the hair salon, where "Tony" is always waiting for you.

    I wish my under arm flap was gone.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted - however, you now have to spend all day, every day, in the gym working out and you have no time for anything else.

    I wish I had won the powerball.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Granted - however, you now have to spend all day, every day, in the gym working out and you have no time for anything else.

    I wish I had won the powerball.

    Granted. You won the actual, physical "Powerball" which is just a ping pong ball with a number painted on it. And it's a counterfeit anyway. Share the good news! Then get back to work.

    I wish i was lounging on a beach with a drink in my hand right now.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    granted its but its a big cup of poison...oops it looked like mountain dew!!

    I wish jay would stop throwing up in the ocean!!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted its but its a big cup of poison...oops it looked like mountain dew!!

    I wish jay would stop throwing up in the ocean!!

    Granted, now I'm throwing up in your drink and somehow you don't seem to mind it. Which makes everyone else on the beach start throwing up. In the ocean.

    I wish @handyrunner had his taste buds back.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    moijo705 wrote: »
    granted but he can only taste salt


    i wish i lived in another country

    Granted. Welcome to Siberia! You might need a coat.

    I wish I could get more than 5 hours of sleep a night.
  • TheProudDadLife
    TheProudDadLife Posts: 654 Member
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    granted , but you have terrible nightmares

    wish I didn't spend so much of my life commuting
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, you now stay home all day as you are unemployed.

    I wish I was living with a 30 year old woman.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Granted. You work from home and you never have a moment of privacy. So much for walking around in the nude...

    I wish the extra terrestrials would quit abducting my neighbors...
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, they stop abducting your neighbors and they abduct you instead.

    I still wish I was living with a 30 year old woman.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Granted, they stop abducting your neighbors and they abduct you instead.

    I still wish I was living with a 30 year old woman.

    Granted. You have regressed to infancy and are home with your mom. Try to remove the image of you breastfeeding from your head. Go ahead. Try.

    I wish I had some industrial strength mind soap right now.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, you have the mind soap, cases and cases of it - however you lack the ability/intellect to use it.

    I wish I lived on a tropical island.

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