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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted but you forgot to turn on the machine

    I wish I lived on a tropical island
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, Now your stuck on a deserted Island all alone Forever with no internet and you have to hunt your own food!

    I wish I had a clone to do all my chores and hard work and I could just live like a Queen!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted...until the clone decides to revolt, traps you in the basement and lives life on the outside as you.

    I wish I didn't have work to do.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Granted, but now you are homeless and struggling to live minute-by-minute

    I wish I understood more.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    You understand all. No one understands you.

    I wish spring would come tomorrow.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: but what springs up tomorrow are your in-laws. They're moving in.

    Wish: all the raindrops were lemon drops
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted, and it was a downpour, poked you in the eyes and now your blind! There's also ants everywhere. Thanks.

    I wish I had an additional weekend day...

  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, you get fired, all your days are now free!

    I wish I had won the Powerball this weekend!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. Then the figured out you had a fake one and arrested you for fraud. Have fun in jail.

    I wish dinner was ready.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted... but it's dinner for the dog, and it came out of a can.

    I wish I could buy a coke for everyone in the world and spread happiness and joy through my love of sugar.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you distributed all the love sugar cokes. Everyone's teeth rot out. Dentists everywhere lease expensive motor boats. All waterways become excessively polluted. Too many Fish die. Sharks become super aggressive & evolve into land animals as a direct result. You are eaten by a shark on your way to the mailbox.

    Wish: the Sharks go back to the water
  • Lissa_Kaye
    Lissa_Kaye Posts: 214 Member
    Granted: And they dine on surfers
    I wish puppies could fly.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but the now they can chew at 5000 feet and drop poop bombs with surgical percision

    i wish i had an umbrealla
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
    If you did you would need to learn to spell it

    I wish my wife were here
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    barry1992 wrote: »
    If you did you would need to learn to spell it

    I wish my wife were here

    Granted but she's fused to you so you share one body with two heads. And Aunt Flo is in town.

    I wish my power naps gave me super powers.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but its the power to move from the bed to the couch

    I wish i was done with these interviews
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, no more interviews, but now you can no longer talk. Silent communication only.

    I wish I could go shopping instead of working today.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but its shopping for a new job since you didnt show up today

    i wish i could run faster
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted but its shopping for a new job since you didnt show up today

    i wish i could run faster

    Granted but every step now shortens your life span by a day and takes you that much closer to death. Not running so fast now are ya?

    I wish I had champagne wishes and caviar dreams.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted..your a kardashian..totally pointless to humankind!!

    I wish jay could restore his humanity
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, but you have lost yours.

    I wish I could spend more time training and less time working.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Granted, but you have lost yours.

    I wish I could spend more time training and less time working.

    Granted. You're a train conductor and your only exercise is walking up and down train cars collecting tickets. You're 400 lbs and miserable.

    I wish @handyrunner wasn't always so keen to strip me of my dignity ;)
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted..you stop providing opportunities for me to but now your less hilarious then you usually are

    I wish Jay would stay funny
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted..you stop providing opportunities for me to but now your less hilarious then you usually are

    I wish Jay would stay funny

    Granted, now everything I say results in people laughing at me. Not WITH me. At me. Even monumentally sad news becomes a joke to everyone. The resulting withdrawal and depression becomes the subject of the world's number one rated sitcom which is punctuated by my live suicide on screen ... which wins the Golden Globe for funniest moment on tv ever.

    I wish TV programming was better.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    edited February 2015
    Granted. Now nobody goes to work because we're all watching the fabulous television shows.

    I wish I were an actress.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    khara2012 wrote: »
    Granted. Now nobody goes to work because we're all watching the fabulous television shows.

    I wish I were an actress.

    Granted, but as you reach that epiphany, aliens enslave the human race and you surrender your will to avoid working in the spice mines. But you make a damn fine wart-popper for the alien emperor.

    I wish I didn't just make myself vurp.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted. It came out the other end and you do not have a change of clothing with you.

    I wish I could change 1 mistake...
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    khara2012 wrote: »
    Granted. It came out the other end and you do not have a change of clothing with you.

    I wish I could change 1 mistake...

    Granted, you change 1 of my mistakes and I wind up a billionaire. You however continue to make terrible choices like it was going out of style.

    I wish you had fixed my mistake earlier.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Thread on fire, per usual! B)

    Granted: that one mistake is changed, but only in exchange for the worst mistakes of all those above you in the thread.

    Wish: it did not happen that way
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited February 2015
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Thread on fire, per usual! B)

    Granted: that one mistake is changed, but only in exchange for the worst mistakes of all those above you in the thread.

    Wish: it did not happen that way

    Granted, all mistakes are undone, except for the original mistake, which happened to be slipping rat poison in your coffee rather than the sugar you asked for. I do not end up a billionaire but you have a perpetually lazy eye, a stutter and dead leg syndrome. Fair trade.

    I wish my folly were wisdom.
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