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I grant then ruin someone's wish...
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granted: the images you stop are of all your dreams coming true. Now you're left with nightmares, my friend. Keep the nightlight on.
Wish: I had a private plane0 -
Granted, you have your very own private plane. But no woodworking skills so it just sits on that rough piece of wood waiting.
I wish this treasure map were real.0 -
Granted: it's real & you follow it, but I got there first. Should not have trusted me.
Wish: lifetime supply of chai lattes0 -
Granted, but your bladder is a fifth of its current size. Now you're gonna pee a latte.
I wish I really didn't have THAT image in my head0 -
Granted that image isn't in your head, it's in your computer and your significant other finds it and leaves you because that's just weird, they thought they knew you.
I wish I had a smart phone again0 -
AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »Granted that image isn't in your head, it's in your computer and your significant other finds it and leaves you because that's just weird, they thought they knew you.
I wish I had a smart phone again
Granted, you have a smart phone, but dumb fingers that keep calling 911. The police are not amused.
I wish I was in Dixie.0 -
Granted: but it's smarter than you
and Suri runs your da#n life.
Wish: we would get some snow0 -
Granted you get some snow, also known on the street as cocain, the DEA knocks down your door and takes you away forever.
I wish I could lose this last 25 lbs over night.0 -
Granted. I hope you didn't need your legs because they just got chopped off. Good work, Stumpy.
I wish I could wish the sidewalk shoveled.0 -
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Done, keep in mind I am a "Helga of the Gestapo" type who stalks you day and night.
I wish cold spend a night in the white house.
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Granted, but you're catering a wedding.
I wish I could grow wings and fly.0 -
baconboobies wrote: »Granted, but you're catering a wedding.
I wish I could grow wings and fly.
Granted, you're a mayfly. And your 24 hours is almost up.
I wish I had some bacon!0 -
Granted but you have to slaughter a baby pig for it.
I wish I could sing (well)0 -
baconboobies wrote: »Granted but you have to slaughter a baby pig for it.
I wish I could sing (well)
Granted but only dogs can hear it. But they love you.
I wish I didn't eat that donut.0 -
Granted: you didn't. But should have. It was the last food available on the island.
Wish: super vision0 -
Granted. You are now subordinate to the meanest supervisor. Ever. Get to work.
I wish that donut didn't taste so good that I needed another.0 -
Love it.
Granted: it didnt taste good because it was your G'dads seat donut. (For hemorrhoids) ewww. Why do you want to keep eating those? You little freak.
Wish: he knew better than that.0 -
Cindy4FunFit wrote: »Love it.
Granted: it didnt taste good because it was your G'dads seat donut. (For hemorrhoids) ewww. Why do you want to keep eating those? You little freak.
Wish: he knew better than that.
Geanted, he's now your gynecologist and knows far too much. Some stuff that is best kept between you and your medical provider. Because yuck.
I wish I had some mind soap for what I just pictured there.0
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