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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    :)

    Granted but you are now the Son to that jerk on The Patriots! (No offense to you Pats Fans out there!) :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    I wish your real wishes did come true :)

  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: but the universe has a dark sense of humor too, and flips all wishes to ruin, just like we do. Oh, the games we play!

    Wish: we all get the therapy we so desperately need (ha ha)
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but we are immediatly institionalized because we can only relate to each others craziness

    i wish that you go first for the electroshock therapy
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Welcome to crazy camp?

    Granted: I go first & love it. Shocking, but true. You want to be just like me, so you're second in line. Stop copying me.

    Wish: I could meet Bill Murray.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted: but he's much more mean than he seems and makes you cry!

    I wish I could hang with Ya'll in person! :smiley:
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but we are all incredibly boring in real life...and you keep looking at your watch


    i wish i wasnt so boring
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Granted: but he's much more mean than he seems and makes you cry!

    I wish I could hang with Ya'll in person! :smiley:

    Granted, but we're in the old west and have just robbed a train, gotten caught and are swinging from the gallows. Nice wish.

    I wish I wasn't hanging with y'all.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, but now your life just has no meaning! ;)

    I wish the groundhog hadn't of see his shadow!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Granted, but now your life just has no meaning! ;)

    I wish the groundhog hadn't of see his shadow!

    Granted, every groundhog across the globe gets stricken blind. Children with them as pets are horrified and distraught and grow up to resent you and your lineage. You go down in history as "The Groundhog's Bane".

    I wish I knew what the hell I just wrote.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, however both your hands are smashed so you can never write again
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    I wish I was done at work and had a long weekend
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted! You just got fired, cannot get a new job and everyday is a weekend in the poor house!

    I could use some extra money right now!

  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    You have extra money right now. You are now subject to AMT and an audit.

    I wish Vince Flynn could have finished his last book.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, however you can never get a copy so it makes no difference to you.

    I wish I was single again.
  • sexygoodness
    sexygoodness Posts: 245 Member
    edited February 2015
    Granted: however you will never fall in love again :(

    I wish I could sing
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted - you can now sing but you can never talk again, just sing.

    I wish I had super human strength
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but so does everyone else so it equals out

    I wish I knew a good guru
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you get a good guru, but she makes you shave your head, wear only your minions themed bed sheets and you are stuck in an unpleasant state of unmeditation. Enlightened? I think not.

    Wish: enlightenment
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted: Now you know that everything really Sucks! :open_mouth:

    I need thicker hair!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. It's so thick you can't control it and it needs its own bed. It also takes three bottles of shampoo to wash it...each washing.

    I wish I didn't have to wait another 15 minutes.
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    Granted, but now you skipped more than 15 min, infact you are now at the end of your life and you have no memory of the last 50 years.

    I wish I could be in a hot tub right now.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted, but there's no water in it and it's 30 degrees Fahrenheit outside. Fun times.

    I wish it wasn't raining.
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    Granted, but it never rains again, and the farms dry up leaving every last grocery store empty. Next the animals die out, and people start eating each other. All because you didn't want rain.

    I wish I wasn't so sore right now.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Good gosh that's bleak....it could happen.

    Granted: you are no longer sore, because you just got an amazing massage & I hope your outlook improves. (Just kidding- very funny ruin above)

    Wish: tacos could dance
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, they dance so fast that you cannot catch one to eat it. No more tacos for you.

    I wishI had more calories left, I want a cookie.
  • SangreViento
    SangreViento Posts: 289 Member
    Granted: You have more calories left to spare but you have horrible diarrhoea and stomach cramps

    I wish I didn't have to be alone on Valentines.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Granted, but now your life just has no meaning! ;)

    I wish the groundhog hadn't of see his shadow!

    Granted, every groundhog across the globe gets stricken blind. Children with them as pets are horrified and distraught and grow up to resent you and your lineage. You go down in history as "The Groundhog's Bane".

    I wish I knew what the hell I just wrote.

    ROTHFLN LMAO
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Granted, but you end up in Tibet where they don't celebrate Valentines day and you can't speak their language

    I wish I didn't have heat rash in the cr**k of my a**!
  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
    Granted- your *kitten* is always cold. Always.

    I wish I had finger sized legs
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited February 2015
    Granted, but they will not hold you up. You spend the rest of your life getting around sitting on a skate board.

    I wish I had remembered to do my laundry yesterday.
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