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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Your not but all you hear is ringing

    I wish I had a team of consultants
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you are not deaf. But your inner voice is deafening. So many loud voices in there!

    Wish: it was up instead of down
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: you are not deaf. But your inner voice is deafening. So many loud voices in there!

    Wish: it was up instead of down

    Granted but now it's referring to your blood pressure and ... Are you ok? Uhm ... Why are you turning purple ... I don't think your tongue should be doing that ... Ohmygodsomeonecalladoctor

    I wish I could bust a move right here
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Your not but all you hear is ringing

    I wish I had a team of consultants

    Granted, but they're consulting on your execution of your last will and testament. Which you forgot to sign. So everything goes to me. Thanks!

    I wish morbidity wasn't so funny sometimes.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited February 2015
    Ok- gonna try a double up: two above combo (handy + jay wishes)

    Granted: you both have consultants to teach you to bust a move: but it's MC Hammer and you're both wearing those awful pants. We are all laughing. Try a different hobby.

    Wish: it would rain popcorn
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Ok- gonna try a double up: two above combo (handy + jay wishes)

    Granted: you both have consultants to teach you to bust a move: but it's MC Hammer and you're both wearing those awful pants. We are all laughing. Try a different hobby.

    Wish: it would rain popcorn

    Brilliant lol

    Granted, but it's unpopped kernels and they're traveling at the speed of sound, killing everything they hit.

    I told you popcorn was bad for you.

    I wish I had a stick of butter wrapped in a pancake to eat right now.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but it's the UN popped kernels and they cause hail like damage..insurance goes up..it's a mess thanks.


    I wish I had a movie theater in the house
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted but it's the UN popped kernels and they cause hail like damage..insurance goes up..it's a mess thanks.


    I wish I had a movie theater in the house

    *high five* great minds
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Ok- gonna try a double up: two above combo (handy + jay wishes)

    Granted: you both have consultants to teach you to bust a move: but it's MC Hammer and you're both wearing those awful pants. We are all laughing. Try a different hobby.

    Wish: it would rain popcorn

    Brilliant lol

    Granted, but it's unpopped kernels and they're traveling at the speed of sound, killing everything they hit.

    I told you popcorn was bad for you.

    I wish I had a stick of butter wrapped in a pancake to eat right now.

    Lol I got nothing for that because it sounds good..pass
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: handy's got his theatre & jay is bringing butter wrapped in pancakes for some reason but I am insisting we watch only boring foreign films about lost opportunities in the south of france. And after we throw up jays disgusting snack, we are so bored, we fall asleep. Another evening wasted.

    Wish: should really watch a better movie
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, it is a better movie. . . about how to assemble robots for assembly line work.

    I wish I could have one of those pancake wrapped butter sticks, I miss butter.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Granted, but (I don't know what you're talking about) you gain 5lb

    I wish it would get warmer so I can ride my bike.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you're toasty warm & riding your bike on a tight wire 50 feet high. No net. Death defier! Don't let the cheering crowd distract you!

    Wish: the box would open
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. It's filled with snakes tat are pissed and hungry, so they try to eat you and you get poisoned from all the bites.

    I wish I had done my work earlier.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you did your work so early, that you & coworkers decided to have cocktails in the break room & overindulged. Your boss found you the next morning. Hangovers & performance reviews do not mix.

    Wish: that door had not opened
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    edited February 2015
    Granted it stays shut but it's a glass door and you constantly run into it..

    I wish opportunity would knock
  • SangreViento
    SangreViento Posts: 289 Member
    Granted: it did, but you were too busy texting whilst on the toilet

    I wish I could lose 15 kilos overnight
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. Some of your limbs were chopped off while you slept.

    I wish I could have thought one an answer that wasn't so sadistic.
  • SangreViento
    SangreViento Posts: 289 Member
    Granted: You did, but the user above became upset and offended anyway

    I wish I could not be so socially awkward
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted they are forever full of rainbows and unicorns. But now everyone wants to bludgeon you for being too cheerful.

    I wish they wouldn't bludgeon you
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, you are now the life of the party, every party, every day, never ending buffet lines and open bar.

    I wish it was Saturday.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: it's saturday, but only because you were knocked unconscious for days. Don't wish that upon yourself. Lost time.

    Wish: it was time
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    It's time..time to make the donut s

    I wish I had a donut
  • SangreViento
    SangreViento Posts: 289 Member
    Granted: you do, but a passer-by police officer yanks it right out of your hand :(

    I wish it would snow
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted you shake out your head and the dandruff falls..look at it snow!!!

    I wish auto correct wasn't kicking my *kitten*
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. You're just a horrible speller.

    Wish: I didn't still have 5 hours of work to do. :/
  • SangreViento
    SangreViento Posts: 289 Member
    Granted: You don't but going home, you are stuck in traffic for 5 hours (on a crowded dirty bus)

    I wish jaymvita would return already so people would stop missing him so!
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted its 10 hours quit slacking

    I wish I had a personal assistant
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. She hates you and does everything purposely wrong. Now you have twice as much to do.

    I wish my husband didn't have to work late.
  • SangreViento
    SangreViento Posts: 289 Member
    Granted: You do, he's a 75 year old thieving scoundrel

    I wish I lived in a Mansion
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