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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    1Hunie wrote: »
    "I wish I could just let it go. "
    Granted but when you do, you fall into a bottomless pit

    I wish it was sunny outside and a little warmer

    Granted, it is sunny and warm. But you're in Antaractica so bundle up.

    I wish I remembered the words to that song.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted..welcome to mercury hope you brought sunblock

    i wish i go into space!

    Granted. But you have no space suit. You're head freezes and explodes.

    I wish someone got a picture of that.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Granted, but it's office space and you have a ten year lease!

    I wish I had some cream cheese stuffed french toast with strawberry topping! :yum:

    Granted but you're suddenly allergic to strawberries and blow up like Violet from Willy Wonka. Except red. The Oompa Loompas are on their way to "juice" you ... And you're mildly excited about the prospect.

    I wish I were Willy Wonka.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted. Unfortunately, even after you let it go, something even worse bothers you...and then drives you insane.

    And um, thanks for the neverending workout wish grant - at least then I'll be as fit as you! haha.

    I wish I was fitter than jaymvita.

    Granted, you are fitter than me for exactly 3 seconds and then you're as large and lethargic as I was before I got fit. And you have uncontrollable flatulence. Just because.

    I wish I were upwind of you.

    Granted. You are upwind of me...until I run you over with my car.

    Wtf jay!!! Lmao :speechless:

    I wish jaymvita looked like baymax from big hero 6: big and fluffy.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Granted, but it's office space and you have a ten year lease!

    I wish I had some cream cheese stuffed french toast with strawberry topping! :yum:

    Granted but you're suddenly allergic to strawberries and blow up like Violet from Willy Wonka. Except red. The Oompa Loompas are on their way to "juice" you ... And you're mildly excited about the prospect.

    I wish I were Willy Wonka.

    Granted. You're willy wonka...and the Oompa Loompas went on strike instead and decided to trap you in the TV. You're stuck in there, destined to watch calliou, mr. Rogers neighborhood, and Dora for all eternity!!!!

    I wish i didn't find such pleasure in destroying your wishes.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted:you no longer seek & destroy wishes with glee. But, instead you are out of your head bored watching paint dry all day. It's your job & only hobby. But you're really really nice. And the walls look great.

    Wish: I could ride a cloud
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. You rode a cloud but was attacked by birds which resulted in brain damage. Hope it was worth it.

    I wish I had a maid to clean up after me.
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    Granted, but now you are broke and the mob is after you for late payment.

    I wish I was as fit as I want to be.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: but you wanted to be fit as a fiddle. And now you're being played. Poorly.

    Wish: Mary Poppins worked for me.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: but you wanted to be fit as a fiddle. And now you're being played. Poorly.

    Wish: Mary Poppins worked for me.

    Granted. You're a pimp who specializes in fulfilling Disney themed fantasies. Mary Poppins' full name is Mary Poppin's Cherry and the police are cracking down. Disney is also than thrilled and is suing you for everything. You know what they say ... "When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true!"

    I wish I didn't just ruin a piece of my childhood.
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    Granted, you fall down and hit your head getting amnesia - the memory has been erased, but so have all your childhood memories.

    I wish I was a prince.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, now you're Michael Jackson's Son!

    I wish I were a Queen!
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you are queen of the damned. Quite a demanding position. All jerks, all day.

    Wish: I wish to save her from that fate
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, but now you have used up all your wishes.

    I wish I had another fudge bar.
  • 22zayn
    22zayn Posts: 3
    granted. but every time you read a mind you would blow up their head
    I wish to not be ugly
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but this fudge bar came from the bathroom..You sure you want it???

    I wish I want so gross
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you're not so gross, but your are engrossed in daytime tv soap operas. You can't stop watching because you need to know who's the father of that baby, why Dakota lost her memory and what will Forester say next? Maybe try living in the real world.

    Wish: he would get outside & live
  • sexygoodness
    sexygoodness Posts: 245 Member
    Granted : you must bring him all his meals and make sure that all his blankets are clean and warm

    I wish I had a Klondike bar
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, you have a Klondike bar, but now you are in the Klondike and it's the middle of winter.

    I wish I could get back to sleep.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    edited February 2015
    @jaymvita Granted, but a strong tornado grabs you and whisks you away
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    @cblue Granted. But you sleep for 1000 years

    I wish I could lose 50 lbs today
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but the weight is pouring out of every hole...enjoy the bathroom today!

    i wish i could have a do over
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you get a do over on America's Got Talent. Trouble is, you've got none. They just wanted to laugh at you again. That's not nice.

    Wish: we could protect his self esteem
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Your wish is granted, but you've lost all of your self esteem to protect his.

    Wish: That I suddenly had $100,000 extra dollars in my accounts
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Your wish is granted, but you've lost all of your self esteem to protect his.

    Wish: That I suddenly had $100,000 extra dollars in my accounts

    Granted, but your company now seems to have $100,000 less for each of your accounts. And since they know which account it went to, the embezzlement police are waiting in your office. Don't worry, you won't need to pack your desk because the cops are waiting there too.

    I wish people would stop stealing my pens.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, now you have hundreds of pens and not one of them works!

    I wish I hadn't broken my thumb! :'(
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Granted, now you have hundreds of pens and not one of them works!

    I wish I hadn't broken my thumb! :'(

    Granted every other finger, both arms, both legs an your coccyx is broken now. But you thumb? Aces!

    I wish you hadn't broken your thumb either. :)
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Granted, now you have hundreds of pens and not one of them works!

    I wish I hadn't broken my thumb! :'(

    Granted every other finger, both arms, both legs an your coccyx is broken now. But you thumb? Aces!

    I wish you hadn't broken your thumb either. :)

    granted but what you granted previsouly still applies..so im not sure what we gained here lol

    i wish i could live off the grid!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Lol sorry Fab, I tried. :)

    Granted, a solar flare blasts the earth with a massive EMP that wipes out all electronics and electricity on the planet forever. Now we are forced to live like the people on the show Revolution, which is in itself a crime against humanity. You sir, are a *kitten* for making this happen to us.

    I wish I was one of the Brady kids.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted your Jan....marcia marcia marcia

    wish i could watch Jay in the role of Jan
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