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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you didn't throw it out, but had to use it as TP during an irritable bowel emergency crisis. Something had to give. You had not a Square to spare.

    Wish: I was getting sleepier
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: you didn't throw it out, but had to use it as TP during an irritable bowel emergency crisis. Something had to give. You had not a Square to spare.

    Wish: I was getting sleepier

    Granted, you are getting sleepier. Your eyelids are feeling very heavy. Listen to the sound of my voice as you go deep ... deep ... deep. You are feeling relaxed and highly suggestible. Deeper. Sleepier. And you're ... *SNAP* ... out.

    You wake up in the middle of a highway shuffling along with your pants around your ankles lamenting "Where's my booboo kitty!?"

    I wish I remembered to feed booboo kitty.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted you remeber but she has a sever allergic reaction and the hives render her unrecongnizable

    I wish i had taken notes in that meeting
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    Granted, but the strain on your wrist is so bad that it hospitalizes you and everybody makes *kitten* jokes when you show back up to work with a wrist brace.

    I wish I could get 6 solid hours of sleep
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but your mistaken for sleeping beauty and some guy lays a big wet one on you

    i wish that was just a fairy tale
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: but it's a fairy tail, and now it's yours. Wear it with confidence.

    Wish: sunny side up eggs
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can have them but you get sick from food poisoning.

    I wish it doesn't snow today.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You can have them but you get sick from food poisoning.

    I wish it doesn't snow today.

    Granted, it doesn't snow. Instead, Earth gets knocked from its orbit and starts to drift away from the sun very rapidly, plunging us into a perpetually dark ice age. Grab your mukluks.

    I wish I had a dollar for every time I use the word mukluk.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You do, however you are fined 2 dollars for every time you say it.

    I wish I could take myself more serious.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, you do take yourself more serious. Now you have a serious case of acne.

    I wish I did not have so much paperwork to do and I wish my co-worker would stop trying to talk while I am working on it.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted! Now you are at work alone in an enclosed cubicle that you cannot escape, with absolutely nothing to do!

    I wish someone would come over and make me some breakfast!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    They will, however you are allergic to the main ingredient.

    I wish I had something to do.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted! Now come clean my house and me me Breakfast!!!

    I wish I were still a Wonder Woman! ;)
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Granted, you're now a three-inch tall plastic action figure. Enjoy living in the Hall of Justice play set!

    I wish I could turn enemies into gold.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can, but they can still talk to you and annoy you and nobody else wants them.

    I wish someone would fix my oven.
  • wilkimania
    wilkimania Posts: 42 Member
    Granted, but your fridge is now broken.
    I wish my neighbours would turn down their music
  • plm209
    plm209 Posts: 222 Member
    Granted, but now you can't hear any music ever again.

    I wish I had mind control powers.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You do, but you can only control squirrels, have fun with that.

    I wish I could clean my house with a snap of my finger.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Granted. Your house is magically cleaned every time your one of your fingers are broken... :(

    I wish for Antonio's Sicilian Square Pizza recipe!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You have it, but now you are sick of the taste of it and never want to make it again.

    I wish I could dance well.
  • plm209
    plm209 Posts: 222 Member
    Granted, but you can only dance well to Polka music

    I wish I was invisible on demand.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you now exist as an on-demand channel, but since you're invisible no one is watching. Quiet time alone. Go reflect.

    Wish: I had a good book to read
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted. You now possess the most amazing book ever written in this or any other universe. It's written in invisible ink. The cereal box is still available though.

    I wish I didn't do what I just did.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, but you forgot you didnt want to do it and did it again! ;p

    I wish It would just stay warm already!
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Granted, but you don't have anything but wool sweaters to wear.

    I wish had more hours in the day.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, now all the hours are during the day, night lasts but a minute. Sleep on that.

    I wish I had a replacement for the burned out light bulb.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: now your stuck with a burn out. Get that off your couch.

    Wish: a fire burning in the fireplace
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Granted, too bad the house isn't built around it yet :o

    Wish I could get my neighbor to shut the beeping from their wash/drier!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, but its 100* outside!

    I wish I could sing like Joss Stone
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Granted, but its 100* outside!

    I wish I could sing like Joss Stone

    Granted but everyone in the world including you goes deaf.

    What?

    I wish I wasn't deaf.
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