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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted here is everyone from this threads laundry..get busy

    I wish some one would do my laundry
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted here is everyone from this threads laundry..get busy

    I wish some one would do my laundry

    Granted, but the resulting scandal from allowing strangers to have sexual relations with your laundry gets you fired and ostracized. Sicko.

    I wish I could unsee that.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted here is everyone from this threads laundry..get busy

    I wish some one would do my laundry

    Granted, but the resulting scandal from allowing strangers to have sexual relations with your laundry gets you fired and ostracized. Sicko.

    I wish I could unsee that.
    Lol awesome

    Granted you use a 12 volt drill to tap into your brain..enjoy the drool



    I wish I could beat the lie detector test
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted here is everyone from this threads laundry..get busy

    I wish some one would do my laundry

    Granted, but the resulting scandal from allowing strangers to have sexual relations with your laundry gets you fired and ostracized. Sicko.

    I wish I could unsee that.
    Lol awesome

    Granted you use a 12 volt drill to tap into your brain..enjoy the drool



    I wish I could beat the lie detector test

    Granted. You beat it good. To pieces in fact. Your knuckles are bloodied and broken but you beat that damn test!

    The police are less than impressed.

    I wish I had the escape powers of Houdini.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted your able to escape from anything..except your house..How do you work those doors


    I wish I could do card tricks
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
    Granted- but every time you touch a card, you get a horrendous paper cut.
    - I wish I wasn't sick anymore!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    amberstarrcogle wrote: »
    Granted- but every time you touch a card, you get a horrendous paper cut.
    - I wish I wasn't sick anymore!

    Granted, but you're in a coma. A healthy coma.

    I wish I knew the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow.
  • jazzyjay1022
    jazzyjay1022 Posts: 42 Member
    Granted. But you don't know if it's African or European.

    I wish I had Kim k's butt!!!
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
    edited January 2015
    jazzyjay1022 wrote: »
    Granted. But you don't know if it's African or European.

    I wish I had Kim k's butt!!!

    Granted: but you have to stop at the gas station every 30 minutes to full it with air.
    I wish I had cake!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    amberstarrcogle wrote: »
    jazzyjay1022 wrote: »
    Granted. But you don't know if it's African or European.

    I wish I had Kim k's butt!!!

    Granted: but you have to stop at the gas station every 30 minutes to full it with air.
    I wish I had cake!

    Granted but you can't eat it too.

    I wish I knew the way to Santa Fe.
  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
    Granted- But youll never be allowed there

    I wish I could eat copious amounts of italian food to get thinner.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    JD2006 wrote: »
    Granted- But youll never be allowed there

    I wish I could eat copious amounts of italian food to get thinner.

    Granted but you're the middle segment of the human centipede. Bon appetit.

    I wish I hadn't gone there.
  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    Granted- But youll never be allowed there

    I wish I could eat copious amounts of italian food to get thinner.

    Granted but you're the middle segment of the human centipede. Bon appetit.

    I wish I hadn't gone there.

    Granted- but you would have went somewhere even worse, if possible.

    Wish I wouldnt have googled that.
  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
    Granted- but you used the inferior Bing instead

    I wish Trotsky took over for Lenin instead of Stalin, so that the USSR would've slowly become a more social democratic state, similar to Scandinavia, leading Trotsky and fellow "Trotskyist" leaders to negotiate with Truman and the other presidents, leading to cooperation and possibly a partnership, making the Cold War have never happened, which is the root to (some) global problems today.

    (smart@$$ mode engaged)
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. But in following the idea of the butterfly effect, one small change can have catastrophic consequences. This was a LARGE change, so after your wish was granted, aliens from another universe came and blew up our planet. No cold war. No global warming. No earth. Great wish. ;) Thanks!

    I wish it wasn't so cold in the house right now.
  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted. But in following the idea of the butterfly effect, one small change can have catastrophic consequences. This was a LARGE change, so after your wish was granted, aliens from another universe came and blew up our planet. No cold war. No global warming. No earth. Great wish. ;) Thanks!

    I wish it wasn't so cold in the house right now.

    Granted - the inside of your house is now on fire

    I wish more people thought this game was as entertaining as I do
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. And because they do, you're never able to play anymore. They keep jumping you and ignore your posts.

    Thanks for the house fire. Awesome.

    I wish my house was fireproof.
  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted. And because they do, you're never able to play anymore. They keep jumping you and ignore your posts.

    Thanks for the house fire. Awesome.

    I wish my house was fireproof.

    Granted - because fire proofing doesnt have insulation, you are once again in a cold house



  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    At least I have a house now....

    you had no wish.

    I wish you had made a wish.
  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
    Granted - Now you are bored of this game

    I wish that my muscles didn't produce lactic acid when I train
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Granted! Now your muscle overheat and die from overheating
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. Now it produces beer, so you are always drunk...and that's not a good thing. You get fired because you are always inebriated. You lose your home because you can't pay rent/mortgage. And you can't fix it because you are....still always drunk.

    I wish my body didn't need to sleep, so I could have more hours in the day to get things done.

  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted!
    Now the days are longer and you have wayyyy more things to do

    I wish I didn't have network slowness so I could enjoy being in here with all my friends more
  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Granted! Now your muscle overheat and die from overheating

    This is false. Many professional athletes dont produce lactic acid, and they perform better because of it

    I wish I wasn't so peculiar in my posting tonight

  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Granted!
    Now the days are longer and you have wayyyy more things to do

    I wish I didn't have network slowness so I could enjoy being in here with all my friends more

    Woops, skipped this

    Granted - you now have gotten too many friend requests, and your account somehow glitches, and is erased
  • elephant2mouse
    elephant2mouse Posts: 906 Member
    ZooksBrah wrote: »
    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Granted! Now your muscle overheat and die from overheating

    This is false. Many professional athletes dont produce lactic acid, and they perform better because of it

    I wish I wasn't so peculiar in my posting tonight

    Granted, you're now banned from Mfp. No more posting for you!

    I wish i could eat anything I wanted as much as I wanted and still lose weight!

  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
    Granted - just like in Stephen King's "Thinner", you will now lose all the weight that keeps you alive. You will eventually become skin and bones. Literally.

    I wish I could nap at work
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    ZooksBrah wrote: »
    Granted - just like in Stephen King's "Thinner", you will now lose all the weight that keeps you alive. You will eventually become skin and bones. Literally.

    I wish I could nap at work

    Granted, but now you're a raging narcoleptic and you seem to always fall asleep when your boss is directly addressing you. Pack your desk, you're done here

    I wish I didn't have that extra helping last night.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    You didn't but when you went to bed it ate you instead! :open_mouth:

    I wish someone would bring me breakfast in bed!
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Granted
    But he is a rapest
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