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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: she has awakened the forces of hell. Unfortunately, they all want to stay at your house & hang out. And they expect snack trays.

    Wish: the flu would end

    Well played. ;)

    Granted, the flu ends ... but the Black Plague returns with a vengeance. Along with all the rats. Good choice.

    I wish I was the Bionic Man.
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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    ha!

    Granted: you also wash yourself with a rag on a stick. You are what you eat.

    Wish: free coffee refills at Starbucks
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    ha!

    Granted: you also wash yourself with a rag on a stick. You are what you eat.

    Wish: free coffee refills at Starbucks

    Granted, refills come from the half-empties they collect from the trash can. Drink up.

    I wish I had a large pizza in front of me right now.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, in fact you sleep in every day. In fact, you can't wake up. In fact, you're in a coma. In fact, you're gonna be late for work.

    I wish you'd wake the hell up.

    That was a little harsh! :'(
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    ha!

    Granted: you also wash yourself with a rag on a stick. You are what you eat.

    Wish: free coffee refills at Starbucks

    Granted, refills come from the half-empties they collect from the trash can. Drink up.

    I wish I had a large pizza in front of me right now.

    You do, but it's rotten and covered in maggots!


    I wish I could eat more for breakfast!
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted: the pizza is in front of you. Looks & smells delicious. Your favorite toppings. But unfortunately you are tied to the chair and the awakened hell demon guests are eating it in front of you. A special torture.

    Wish: everyone had to wear a funny hat today
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    granted: at spnn..you eat what you like dear. You look great. :)

    Wish: we weren't so funny mean, right?
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, in fact you sleep in every day. In fact, you can't wake up. In fact, you're in a coma. In fact, you're gonna be late for work.

    I wish you'd wake the hell up.

    That was a little harsh! :'(

    How about a back rub to make up for it? ;)
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    granted: at spnn..you eat what you like dear. You look great. :)

    Wish: we weren't so funny mean, right?

    Granted, now we're just mean, spiteful, nasty little hobbitses. Put on some shoes already!

    I wish I ruled in hell rather than served in heaven.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, in fact you sleep in every day. In fact, you can't wake up. In fact, you're in a coma. In fact, you're gonna be late for work.

    I wish you'd wake the hell up.

    That was a little harsh! :'(

    How about a back rub to make up for it? ;)

    >:)
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    granted: at spnn..you eat what you like dear. You look great. :)

    Wish: we weren't so funny mean, right?

    Granted, now we're just mean, spiteful, nasty little hobbitses. Put on some shoes already!

    I wish I ruled in hell rather than served in heaven.

    You do, but Satan was locked in a cage by Sam back in the day on supernatural...good times.

    I wish I wasn't such a nerd!
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you rule hell, but you suck at it. You are too nice & lame. They kick you out to hand out magazines in purgatory instead.

    wish: everyone had to wear a funny hat today.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    granted: at spnn..you eat what you like dear. You look great. :)

    Wish: we weren't so funny mean, right?

    Granted, now we're just mean, spiteful, nasty little hobbitses. Put on some shoes already!

    I wish I ruled in hell rather than served in heaven.

    You do, but Satan was locked in a cage by Sam back in the day on supernatural...good times.

    I wish I wasn't such a nerd!

    Granted, you're so popular now due to your recent murder spree brought on by your new nasty attitude that every law enforcement division on the planet is eager to meet you.

    I wish I could talk English goodly.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: you rule hell, but you suck at it. You are too nice & lame. They kick you out to hand out magazines in purgatory instead.

    wish: everyone had to wear a funny hat today.

    Granted, but your hat has a rate cage attached to it and the gate to your face is locked in the open position. Don't blink.

    I wish I didn't just imagine that aftermath.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    Granted... you lived it.

    I wish I had an imagination like jay :|
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you are in the after math & goodly English class too. Epic failure. You have to redo highschool. Hit the books.

    Wish: Fightclub part 2 movie
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    granted... starring Justin Bieber as lead role.

    I wish I could pick up women in a pinto.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    Granted... you lived it.

    I wish I had an imagination like jay :|

    Granted, now you cry yourself to sleep every night with nightmares that never stop and spend the rest of the day in a waking dream that is populated by ghosts and demons and beasties that go bump in your face and the voices keep calling even though you've asked them politely to leave you alone and the gnawing hunger in your brain for sanity causes your nose to bleed uncontrollably and ... hold on, nose bleed.

    I wish I didn't suffer from diarrhea of the mouth.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited January 2015
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: you are in the after math & goodly English class too. Epic failure. You have to redo highschool. Hit the books.

    Wish: Fightclub part 2 movie

    Granted, except it's not a movie, it's your kitchen. And you're fighting @530roman‌ and @Spnneil06‌ to the death.

    I wish I had popcorn to watch this fight.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Well, if it's his first night in my kitchen, he has to fight.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    granted... starring Justin Bieber as lead role.

    I wish I could pick up women in a pinto.

    Granted, but the strain of lifting a car filled with women crushes your spine and leaves you a paraplegic.

    I wish I were a pretty flower.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Granted... a beautiful sunflower on the side of the highway. And here comes the DOT mower!!!!!

    I wish my Spin Instructor would ask me back to her place for a private 'spin'
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. Then you learned she was actually a man...or a boy - an underage 17 year old boy.

    I wish I didn't have to work today.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted...now you have to be here all day trying to come up with ironic twists to wishes

    i wish i had her "new" job
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, but the rest of us have to work so you have no audience for your wit.

    I wish I knew how to use my new iphone.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but you find the secret apple code that destroys the world...way to go!!!

    i wish i could save the world
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you save the world...from world peace. Why would you want to screw that up?!

    Wish: the zombie would remain dead
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, the zombie IS dead but that doesn't stop it from eating your brains.

    I wish I had placed that bet when I could!
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    You did, and won. And now Jimmy Knuckles and Tommy the Fish think you cheated!


    I wish I hadn't ate that yellow snow
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