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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you place the bet, but it was paid in exchange for you eating a plate of cockroaches. Go log that.

    Wish: he ate something better
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He did, the snow was now brown.

    Wish I was off work right now.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, you are now off work, and on to your stint as indentured servant to a mean old geezer who likes to grab at you and cop a feel with his long, thin, bony, nigh dead fingers.

    I wish I could reconstruct the universe in my own image.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, you are now off work, and on to your stint as indentured servant to a mean old geezer who likes to grab at you and cop a feel with his long, thin, bony, nigh dead fingers.

    I wish I could reconstruct the universe in my own image.

    Totally was my old job, worked at a rest home, got felt up every day, but guys, and ladies. Whatever though, at least I was desired!!

    You did, now even the people look like you, too bad they are all men now and the human race dies.

    I wish I could lift 10 times my body weight!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted but you only weigh 2 lbs!
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Since no wish was posted I will start another.
    I wish I could have an extra day this weekend.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can but only because you got arrested for murder, looks like you will be out of work a bit longer than expected.

    I wish I could think of something I want to eat.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you can think about it, but can't eat it. (It's not in your macros)

    Wish: large icy diet cherry Pepsi to appear
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: you can think about it, but can't eat it. (It's not in your macros)

    Wish: large icy diet cherry Pepsi to appear

    Granted, it appears. Upside down with no top. In your pants.

    I wish I didn't have such a tummy ache.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you no longer have SUCH a tummy ache, you have instead SUCH a <3 Ache. Hang in there, she will come back to you.

    Wish: my gift to her was was fully appreciated
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted, she totally appreciated it but now expects even BETTER gifts every hour.

    I wish someone would deliver free groceries to me, so I don't have to go shopping.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted, she totally appreciated it but now expects even BETTER gifts every hour.

    I wish someone would deliver free groceries to me, so I don't have to go shopping.

    Granted, but they're not your groceries. The cops would like a word with you though.

    I wish money grew on trees.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Awesome. What a way to start the weekend: in jail. Thanks.

    Granted, it's Monopoly money trees. Board game fun!

    I wish someone would wash my dishes and laundry.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Awesome. What a way to start the weekend: in jail. Thanks.

    Granted, it's Monopoly money trees. Board game fun!

    I wish someone would wash my dishes and laundry.

    Granted, but they were washed in each other's machines. The dishes didn't survive and your clothes squeak when you rub them.

    I wish meat lovers pizza didn't have any calories.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, no calories, also no flavor, I'll text one to you. Eat up!

    I wish someone would detail my car for me.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: but the detail they give is about how it was towed & how much they charge. A lot.

    Wish: KFC a wasn't so finger licking good.
  • rbfdac
    rbfdac Posts: 1,057 Member
    Granted-- KFC is horrible, but it's the only food you get to eat for the rest of your life.

    Wish: I had curly hair.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted its so curly that one night sleep hopelessly tangled it

    I wish I had a new car
  • elephant2mouse
    elephant2mouse Posts: 906 Member
    Granted, but it's stolen, the police are searching for you.

    I wish I had more food!
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, Matchbox corvette in pink. Enjoy!

    I wish my husband would pay as much attention to me as the TV.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    baconboobies wrote: »
    Granted, but it's stolen, the police are searching for you.

    I wish I had more food!

    Ha great name

    Granted but it's dog food


    I wish I had a Twinkie
  • kloet_22
    kloet_22 Posts: 1,691 Member
    Granted but now you ARE a Twinkie

    I wish I wasn't alone
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted..but everyone one you know is now camped in your bedroom and they won't leave.

    I wish someone would bring me some water so I didn't have to get up
  • kloet_22
    kloet_22 Posts: 1,691 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted..but everyone one you know is now camped in your bedroom and they won't leave.

    I wish someone would bring me some water so I didn't have to get up

    Well I'm not in my room so that works :wink:
    Granted: here's some water...from the toilet

    I wish I had more friends on here :(
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but they are all creeps and want noods

    I wish I was a chess master
  • runningagainstmyself
    runningagainstmyself Posts: 616 Member
    Granted. But then your kid kicks your *kitten* in a friendly match.

    I wish I had a bottle of wine to drink tonight.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted..mad dog....enjoy your headache

    I wish I was at a party
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited January 2015
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted..mad dog....enjoy your headache

    I wish I was at a party

    Granted, it's a pity party. And you're the host and only guest.

    I wish I knew where that sound was coming from!
  • kloet_22
    kloet_22 Posts: 1,691 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted..mad dog....enjoy your headache

    I wish I was at a party

    Granted, it's a pity party. And you're the host and only guest.

    I wish I knew where that sound was coming from!

    Granted but now you know and it's getting louder and won't stop!

    I wish I had something to do
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    kloet_22 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted..mad dog....enjoy your headache

    I wish I was at a party

    Granted, it's a pity party. And you're the host and only guest.

    I wish I knew where that sound was coming from!

    Granted but now you know and it's getting louder and won't stop!

    I wish I had something to do

    Granted, you're doing time for a crime you didn't commit. Life sentence.

    I wish I didn't enjoy donuts so much.
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