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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. You can't think anything up anymore. Your mind is blank.

    And why am I always now either pregnant or having sex? I'm not a nympho. Lol

    I wish your profile pic showed your face. :)
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited February 2015
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted. You can't think anything up anymore. Your mind is blank.

    And why am I always now either pregnant or having sex? I'm not a nympho. Lol

    I wish your profile pic showed your face. :)

    I work with what you give me here, lady. I read between the lines. I know what you're really saying. Nudge nudge wink wink LOL

    Granted, I post a pic of my butt since many people tell me they can't tell the difference but the butt pic gets me banned. Good thing my mind is blank now so I don't have to relive that embarrassment.

    I wish I knew why I got banned.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    I wish I didn't just throw up in my mouth.[/quote]
    Granted, now you threw up in someone else's mouth. EEEW!

    I wish my snow blower knew how to do the driveway by itself.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, but it never stopped running and you had to feed it fuel constantly or it would permanently die!

    I wish I had slept last night
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Granted, but it was an elephant pen in India an you got peed on by Elsa

    I wish I didn't have to work so much
  • score45609
    score45609 Posts: 36 Member
    Granted, but now you are poor living under a bridge.
    I wish people did not suck!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    score45609 wrote: »
    Granted, but now you are poor living under a bridge.
    I wish people did not suck!

    Granted. They don't suck. They blow.

    I wish it didn't itch right here.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, Now you can't feel anything at all right 'THERE'! :o

    I wish I had some Sushi!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, you're in s deserted island and have no idea how to build a fire.

    AND you forgot your soy sauce.

    I wish I could understand the language of the universe.
  • kloet_22
    kloet_22 Posts: 1,691 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, you're in s deserted island and have no idea how to build a fire.

    AND you forgot your soy sauce.

    I wish I could understand the language of the universe.

    Granted but now you here every language in the world at the same time all the time all in your head ;)

    I wish I had a cute guy to cuddle with
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    kloet_22 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, you're in s deserted island and have no idea how to build a fire.

    AND you forgot your soy sauce.

    I wish I could understand the language of the universe.

    Granted but now you here every language in the world at the same time all the time all in your head ;)

    I wish I had a cute guy to cuddle with

    Granted but he's been chloroformed, blindfolded and duct taped to a chair. The police are closing in on you. Cuddle quickly.

    I wish I could drink my calories away.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    You can but now your an Alchey (sp?) Alcoholic

    I wouldn't mind some pain killers right now :confounded:

  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited February 2015
    Granted: in full because you broke your thumb, poor thing. Ouch!

    Wish: I was averaging more than five hrs sleep per night. The Surge does not lie.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Sounds good. You average 24 hrs instead, missing every day of blessings for your life. I wish college life weren't so stressful
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: college is no longer stressful because you changed your major to fingerpainting & scheduled all classes after 10am. Good luck becoming a surgeon that way!

    Wish: they had thought that through
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, but then what woulda happened to your comeback? ;)

    I wish someone would fix me something to eat!
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited February 2015
    Granted: a handsome man just made you a four course gourmet meal. You can't eat it because you are too distracted by his abs. I think you're satisfied anyway.

    Wish: I wasn't so jacked up on caffeine
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Yay!! Now that's a diet i can live with! ;)

    I wish he'd rub my back!

  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: he will also rub your back, but only with toothpaste. He's a little odd.

    Wish: a yummy snack
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted your a yummy snack for a hungry bear

    I wish there were some better super bowl commercials this year
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, but Denver is playing and winning!

    I want a burrito from Chubby's
  • elephant2mouse
    elephant2mouse Posts: 906 Member
    Granted, but you get food poisoning.. The guy who made it didn't wash his hands after using the rest room.

    I wish I had a night to myself!
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, a night to yourself. But you are in the drunk tank and the toilet is broken. Be happy!

    I wish I had a million dollar invention.
  • gitanagirl
    gitanagirl Posts: 207 Member
    Granted, but the million dollar invention somehow gains a mind of its own and wrecks the village at night!

    I wish I were a fish :P
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted! You are now someone's Sushi lunch!

    I wish I had some Sushi right now!
  • gitanagirl
    gitanagirl Posts: 207 Member
    Granted.... I'm the sushi and I will haunt you forever bahahaaa :)

    I WISH I had a Harley
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Granted, but this one comes with 3 legs (not talking aobut the kickstand) and a beard down to his bellybutton :p

    I wish I could take a trip to Mars with all my MFP besties and their families :p
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Granted, but this one comes with 3 legs (not talking aobut the kickstand) and a beard down to his bellybutton :p

    I wish I could take a trip to Mars with all my MFP besties and their families :p

    Granted, you're in Mars, Pennsylvania and you're alone as you have grossly overestimated the affections of your MFP "besties".

    I wish this deadline wasn't tomorrow.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: the deadline was last week, instead. Whoops. I guess you spaced.

    Wish: the deal was real, like in the plan
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: the deadline was last week, instead. Whoops. I guess you spaced.

    Wish: the deal was real, like in the plan

    D'oh!

    Granted, however the deal was for your soul and Satan has come to collect. Hope you enjoy red hot pokers ...

    I wish I hadn't thrown out that copy of Action Comics #1.
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